Favourite Lines?

I'm not quite sure how it goes, but when Jeff Bridges reads Some Idiot's script, about her diffusing the bomb while having sex, and then you get reaction shots from people in helicopter.

I actually almost spit out my drink.

I love when Jeff says, "Any idiot can make a porno movie!" and one of the guys says "I didn't know "Some Idiot" has a brother!" It was subtle, but it cracked me the f@&k up!
Also, when Otis says, "It doesn't change the fact that you're a homo." Moose says, "I am not gay!" Otis responds, "The you're a spy deep undercover, only other possibility." That scene is funny from beginning to end.

I thought it was really funny when Helen was talking to Some Idiot while she was waiting for a guy to pick her up. He asked, "what time is he supposed to meet you?" and she replies, "eight-ish". He looks at the clock and tells her, "you know it's nearly 10 now" and Helen says, "I said ish".

Another great part is when Aunt Bee starts massaging Otis's crotch at the strip club and asks, "do you mind" and he replies, "Do I mind you rubbing my di@k? Nope, saves me from doing it."

Plus the entire scene where Otis is accusing Moose of being gay is hilarious. Very funny movie, I'm glad I stumbled across it.

"Black penis! BLACK PENIS BLACK PENIS!"

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"Love means never having to say you're ugly." - the Abominable Dr. Phibes

'I don't have time to be a racist'!!

Any dialogue involving Otis, the 3 black guys scene ("gene mutation" lmao), & when the guys read Idiot's 190 pages script, specifically the bomb dismantle scene and the sex-on-a-train-roof scene. It's not a porn, it's an action movie!

"There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel."

Gosh, so many but "Friends don't let friends think" and "improper porno penises" would have to be at the top of the list.