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What I Learned from Thralls (Blood Angels)

posted 12 years ago by GreenInkBrigade
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1. Roxie really hates rat.

2. Do not test your homemade acid at the family reunion; and especially not on grandma.

3. Don't call Buzz a "bitch."

4. Moisturize.

5. When you're going to bite your victim in the neck before she takes her first sip of champagne, you should serve the good stuff. Save the dreck for the people who will actually get to take a drink.

6. A sword is an effective way to maintain order in a crowded rave.

7. Rough sex involves getting bitten. Really rough sex involves getting bitten on the johnson.

8. How many t-shirts does it take to get to the center of an Asian dude? Four.

9. When you're keeping women chained up in your house, make them sit in a circle in a ridiculously white attic.

10. Vampire thralls don't show up in mirrors, yet their hair and make-up is always perfect.

[–] sun_scryer 10 years ago

7. Rough sex involves getting bitten. Really rough sex involves getting bitten on the johnson.

8. How many t-shirts does it take to get to the center of an Asian dude? Four.

LMAO

[–] Scooby_Snack 10 years ago

Count Dracula is 'living' incognito as Mr Jones, and reanimated his servant, Renfield, who now likes to be called Rennie. That, or this movie is really bad.

A thrall (half-vampire) cannot turn a human into a vampire...unless there are less than 30 minutes left in the movie and that human is your dying sister, then suddenly two half-vampires can make a full vampire.

I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker.