Jay Leno style man on the street interviews. "Some dude we found on the street with no credentials can't spontaneously produce a definitive defense of Evolution. Therefore it must be false."
Prank calling airports. "I'd like to get a plane ticket for my Cousin, an orangutan."
Yeah, so I guess that pretty much wraps it up for evolution.
"When religion gets in the way of love, religion is the problem."
-Dan Savage
They were showing Ray and Kirk's infamous banana defense earlier this evening on a local religious channel...along with several other very stupid analogies to why evolution can't be true. I mean, Ray was mouthing off about a can that just came to be, grew a pull tab, paint fell from the sky and bam, you have a 12 fluid ounce can of tuna. He's a complete nut that shows us just how little he actually knows every time he opens his mouth. Kirk just sat there with a big dumb grin on his face as though Ray was proving god to be real beyond a shadow of a doubt. They are seriously dense.
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OK, so what's the speed of dark?
C'mon, it was fun.
Pressing those teenagers to explain how the first animals evolved, the interviewer actually says something like "how did they get from asexual to bisexual". Priceless.
I also loved how they kept stressing that evolution is a "theory" but call gravity a "law".
Don't feed the hand that bites.
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