Atrociously Bad


I do not understand all the debate in here as to the merits of this drivel. The script was horribly mundane and sophomoric for starters. The general dialogue was average at best, terrible at most times. There is nothing challenging plot-wise to actually keep the intelligent viewer guessing. Did anyone really think Conners was actually dead? The cheesy zip up of the body bag with a shiny badge on the corpse was a dead giveaway. Doesn't anyone check dental records anymore? You can damn well bet an autopsy would be performed on a guy like Conners. The police chief was just lame in a one word summary. The weak girlfriend/detective batting eyes at Conners? Laughable. Snipes? Someone please get him a one way ticket out of Hollywood. Talk about a mailed in "performance." Statham is so one dimensional he has become a cardboard cutout of himself. Apparently he thinks if he releases a movie every 6 weeks his career will find legitimacy. The action sequences from the motorcycle chase to the stereotypical fistfights (why do all of these movies end up with fistfights when there are guns everywhere? I will tell you why: because the massive line of cookie cutter directors resort to the same formula - they think a fistfight whereby two men battle it out mano-a-mano will actually captivate us....puhhlease). The viewer insulting flashbacks when the "twist" is revealed basically insult our intelligence even more - hello we already figured this garbage out 20 minutes ago!! The bottom line is I knew this would be bad, someone at work said hey just try it, you will LOVE it, and against my better judgement I watched it. Someone please give me my 110 minutes back. What an utter disaster.

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So just to be clear... did you like it or not?

Kidding. Hey, I liked it, but I can tell you didn't. The only note I have about your comment is that... Conners knew that eventually the body would be ID'd as someone who is not him. He actually says it. But, as you may recall, the whole movie takes place in less than 1 day. So, he would be long gone before it was discovered. An autopsy takes days (as does checking dental records). But you probably thought that was a "cool" catch by you and couldn't wait to get online and let everyone know how smart you were. Congratulations.

And FYI: Atricious(ly) means extremely bad. So does 2 negatives equal a positive? How can something be atrociously bad? Technically you are saying this movie is extremely bad at being bad. Which means you thought it was good.

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It's Claudia, the clear winner of the "Person Most Likely to Peruse the Movie Chaos within IMDB to Rebuff Anyone who Dares Question the Movie" Award!! Someone tell her what she has won!! You must check back hourly to ensure no one has posted something negative against this movie - for that I commend you! First off, my Title "Atrociously Bad" is a play on words. "Atrocious Bad" would be a double negative, however the use of atrociously (which is an adverb) makes it an acceptable use of the form of atrocious to describe the adjective "bad." The mere use of the word "bad" was not enough in the case of this movie. Second, please stop right now with the condescending "congratulations" and the comment of my "cool catch." I didn't catch anything that 100 other posters on this site and countless (mindless?) others have who have seen it have caught. Whether or not it took place in a day, and Statham was gone before the autopsy occured, is not the point. The point is the plot "twist" was revealed and it was clear that he had escaped the building and was involved. The semi-concious viewer at that point had it pegged. Any 8th grader could then make the jump that his partner from the bridge most likely was Snipes and they were in on it. This was an intelligence insulting movie, similar to all of Statham's lead "actor" work. This movie failed on all levels - from script, to casting, to performance, to editing, to suspense building, to drama, to character development, to effects.

This will be the last I post on this movie, because it really isn't debatable. It feels like I am debating the merits of professional wrestling with a person who loves it so much they legitimize it (I have tried this by the way). At the end of the day, I can find all the holes/gaps/implausibilities I want in professional wrestling, and try to edjookate the person and "change their mind" about it, but it will be moot. The person who is enamored with professional wrestling will stay enamored with it no matter what I say or what points are brought up.

Come to think of it, I am thinking most professional wrestling fans would love this movie.

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it's quite cowardly to attack someone personally then state "this is my last post on the subject." If you have the audacity to attack someone, be man enough (or woman enough) to allow a response. But from someone who is a milksop, I would expect nothing less.

And you are wrong. It was the point of your original post. You were trying to back up your point that you believed the ending was predicatable. You could have left it at that. But "no", you chose to cite examples and they came back to bite you hard on the a$$. And instead of bascially saying, "Yeah, you're right. It was addressed in the film and autposies do take a lot longer than the film lasted. I still hated the film." You choose to say, "It wasn't the point that dental records weren't used or an autopsy was performed." How lame.

If you recall (scroll up), you wrote:
Doesn't anyone check dental records anymore? You can damn well bet an autopsy would be performed on a guy like Conners.

If it wasn't the point (as you lamely stated in your 2nd post); then why bring it up at all?

I simply pointed out what was in the film and that the police would most certainly perform an autopsy but those things take days/weeks to finsih. And it most certainly is the point when a film takes place in less than 24 hours and you are crying/whining about no autopsy or dental records to prove the body wasn't him.

If we're giving out awards... What do you win for "Worst Spin of their original post?"

Now... I clearly stated I had only one problem with your original post. Did I attack anything else? NO. You are completely free to like or dislike and I have never said anyone they had to like the film. I only addressed your specific note which was, whether you like it or not, wrong. Did I say the film wasn't predictable? No. Did I say I couldn't see Statham coming back? Or that you were wrong about seeing Statham coming back? NO. I only commented that the points you were using to back up your opinion were wrong.

And they were.

You claim I go out of my way to defend the film. Well you have gone deliriously out of the way to defend your point which I proved was wrong.

You are still entitled to your opinion and if the ending was predictable to you, fine. Just when you are trying to be all cool and smart, but get caught - be a stand up person and accept it.

Please do not respond. Not because I "fear" you or that I am trying to silence/censor you. But stay true to your cowardly word.

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I just wanted to applaud Claudia for her intelligent, thoughtful and well-reasoned replies, especially after PJ's ridiculously obnoxious response. I disliked PJ's post for another reason: I haven't seen Chaos yet, and think PJ certainly should have put a Spoiler Alert at the top of his (or her?) post.

Regardless, I'll be paying closer attention to Claudia's comments: I like the way she rolls. :-)

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Coming from you, I consider that a compliment. Once again, people can't simply talk film. They (weakly) make personal attacks and cowardly run. Great use of your time.

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Atricious(ly) means extremely bad. So does 2 negatives equal a positive? How can something be atrociously bad? Technically you are saying this movie is extremely bad at being bad. Which means you thought it was good.


Kudos. This comment is probably one of the best I've ever read on imdb. It practically says it all. I think it just sums up how people who appreciated this film despite its flaws differ from those who consider it crap, just in terms of taste and experiencing films... and taking oneself too seriously.

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I didn't think it was terrible! Okay, it wasn't great, in fact it was pretty ordinary, and it had nothing to do with Chaos Theory, but by and large I enjoyed it, and would say it would be a good sunday afternoon filler when the weather outside means you should stay inside. I'm a fan of Jason Statham action flicks, and while this is far from a best performance, he's his usual entertaining self.

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While i admit there was some problems i really enjoyed this movie.

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a shockingly bad movie.

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Im still at awe of how f-cking bad this movie was, the plot, the dialogue, the flashbacks, it was not only insulting but painful

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I'm dying of laughter. You liked Chaos and classified Gran Torino of complete garbage, and you told me to grow up to top of that. You made my day, thank you very much sir :)

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Gran Torino was overrated

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The fact that you ended a sentence criticizing the fact that a action film actually has fight scenes with the word "puhhlease" shows that you must really be a fruitcake.

I bet if you and the female that outsmarted you by responding to your stupid post were to be face to face you would probably smack her and justified it by saying that since you are gay that it is no different than a woman hitting another woman.

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Yup, this is right on. I'm surprised to read so many positive reviews but this movie is horrible.

I have a soft spot for Statham because of work with Guy Richie but, I have to say, most of his action movies are utter cr*p. Snipes had his day about decade ago and has come back with a vengeance with bad action movies.

The worst part about this movie was the script. It's like the writers took an 80s-era cop show and copied the lines. The dialogue must've been taken from a Dummies Guide to Cop Movies. Everything was so unoriginal; from the scene in the interrogation room to a protagonist being a hero cop's son to the failed love relationship. The only thing that seemed original was the twist at the end which was somewhat predictable if you could maintain your attention in this, otherwise, banal movie.

This movie might have worked 2 decades ago but good action/cop movies these days have raised the bar. This movie is completely forgettable and the only time it would be worth watching something like this is on a long, international flight while half asleep.

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