Was in one of the Casanova puppet shows:
Woman puppet: (thinking Casanova is a puppet) Where is your instrument?
Casanova puppet: I'll get it out in a moment.
I giggled at that.
I don't need you to make me look stupid. I can do that by myself.
i can't remember the exact wording, but mine is the bit about "if there's bacon involved, i shudder to think of the depths of depravity venice has sunk to..."
oh and "does your 'nurse' enjoy executions? does the pope have a balcony?"
all the world loves a lover, except the people they were married to when they met each other...
My favorite line was probably was when the girl Casanova was engaged to asked Pucci if he could get her virginity back, and he answered ''Oh, yes! We are The Catholic Church. We can do ANYTHING!'' The way Irons pronounces it makes it especially funny.
In my opinion Pucci was clearly the funniest character in the movie. Another very good one was ''I find it very hard to believe that THIS is what women want'' when he walks in in Papprrizzio. Irons was perfectly cast, and he's always good as the villain. Some of his ''blacker'' lines like ''They got a hunger for religion'' reminded me of Scar.
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