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Selma + Grendel - Best Sex scene EVER !!



who else thought the sex scene between Selma and Grendel was amazing.. i could'nt stop laughing my arse off !!! it reminded me of those old pornographic caveman comics by Tayyar Ozkan showing modern women getting banged by prehistoric men !!

awesome !!

"If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it." -Mr Rory Breaker

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I thought it was funny that she just admitted to being raped by a troll and then Beowulf has sex with her..sorry but if I knew someone had sex with a creature, I wouldnt go near that!

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I thought she was lying about everything, and that the only reason she seduced Beowulf was to keep him out of the village so he couldn't stop the Sea Hag from killing more Danes. Selma hated them more than Grendel ever did. She had to have told the Sea Hag where to find her son's arm, for all Big Bad Momma knew, they could have buried it with the dead, tossed it on the campfire, hung it out with the skulls. But she knew exactly where to go. And only Selma could have told her because only Selma knew she even existed.

BJ

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Yeah, except if you go by the poem itself, Grendel's mother knows exactly where to go since she knows of the village as well. In the poem, she does exactly what she does in movie. Goes in the mead hall, and creates a bloody, hellish mess, and takes the arm back.

"Out!!! Out!!! Who do you work for?!!"

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Lying about having been raped by the troll?

Thats not possible cuz she has that kid and Beowulf asks the kid if the troll is his father and the kid says yeah.

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This movie taught me something, usually when a troll tries to rape a woman I always thought she would scream or try to run away, but now I see she would just sit there and take it. Once you go troll I guess you can settle for Gerard Butler;)

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She was probably scared shytless..too scared to scream..seeing a huge troll walk into your house while your sleeping..and once she realized he wasnt murdering her, she probably calmed down a lil. Maybe she thought if she resisted, he would kill her? It just amazed me how fast it happened lol.

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ewww a troll raped her.....? ugh I think she would be in need of some serious therapy...!



Life is greater than death, but love is greater than either

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Yeah...this scene was......lmfao......

Do you not know death when you see it?

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not to sounds weird or anything but is there a clip of this somewhere. It was just so hilarious

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I'm sure it's on youtube somewhere....but I went to look and couldn't find it. (but I'm terrible with searching for things....)

Do you not know death when you see it?

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Yea I thought it was weird it wsnt on youtube...it seemed to be such an important moment in cinema. I just wanted to show my group in my lit class. they dont believe me something like this exists.

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I still can't find it....someone probably put it in one of the fan made music videos....but I'm too lazy to watch all of them. It's just weird that it's not on youtube....you'd think that it would be....

Do you not know death when you see it?

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"Never stick your dick where a troll has been."

Josh

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ok... (hangs head in shame...) I admit it... This scene turned me on! probably just becouse I think Sarah Polley is hot... I think if she would move out of the country that she could do better than a troll though...

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GAWD, you guys are just too weird. . . .

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I was just hoping that Gerry Butler would get a little naked to justify Sarah Polley being in the film AT ALL ... alas...

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Don't we all hope for a little bit of naked Gerry action, though? It doesn't need to justify anything, just gratuitousness will suffice.

h.

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Yeah, I wanted some more Gerry action

I was wondering what the troll was doing in the hut, and then
that happened!!

Ew. It was so random.

So she got pregnant off of that?!

i wish the ring had never come to me.

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I think we're supposed to believe they had a longer-term relationship. S tells B that G never "took" her again, but just before B and S go at it, he asks if it's "been a while" and she says "with men." So although G never forced himself on her again, the rest of the times he didn't have to.

OTOH, it only takes once.

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You jackasses- it wasn't a sex scene, it was techically rape. But therein lies the issue, b/c Grendel had the capacity & foresight to see she was being habitually raped by the Danes, so he forced himself on her so they would no longer rape her- what's one more rape if its happening to you almost daily? You guys missed the point of the scene. Jackasses. Glad some of you got titillated by a rape scene- hope you wind up in jail or dead someday.

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they'll probably all die of aids Sliver...well we can only hope

I may be bad... but I feel gooood.

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The sex scene between Selma & Grendel. This was sex, not rape. We know this
1) It was consensual. Selma does not resist or protest, in any way shape or form. When Grendel shows up and begins sniffing her, she assumes the position.

2) She liked having Grendel around her. If he raped her, this would not be.

3) When Grendel dies, she was Beowulf has correctly deduced, mourning Grendel. Again if she was raped, she would not be missing Grendel, as she was.

There have been better sex scenes in better movies. Conan the Barbaian, Excalibur.

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Oh come off it, you can't be that thick. What does resisting have to do with consent? Grendel's like four feet taller - horizontally; it's an impossible situation. Grendel is also supposed to have felt shame, because as Selma says, "He never took me again." Shame because it was rape. How do you miss this?

This was not a sex scene, and it was not funny. The OP is an insensitive sociopath.

It was, however, the worst scene in the film. Selma's protection of Grendel is not beyond belief, but it requires a lot more explanation than we got. Ineffectual, and completely takes you out of the movie.

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I love that one...

"Hi, honey... now listen, I know you're getting raped all the time by these Dane dudes, so I'll tell you what... I'm gonna rape you, and then they'll leave you alone, because no one wants sloppy seconds after a troll! So, here, let me do you this favor!"

"Oh gee, kind troll, thank you for raping me to save me from rape!"

I love that kind of thinking! I need to try that robbing banks. "OK, everyone on the floor, I'm robbing this bank so there won't be any money here for bank robbers to take!"

Can't you see women around the world adopting this method? "Hmmm... let me find the most disgusting man I can, and let him rape me, then all the other (better-looking) rapists will leave me the hell ALONE!"

How absurd! You're actually judging people turned on by troll rape, and then suggesting rape as a humane alternative to... ah... rape! I think you HAVE been in jail "someday"... for not NEAR long enough! I can't believe you followed that tripe with the name-calling of "Jackasses"! If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black, well then kill me to save me from death!

"...nothing is left of me, each time I see her..." - Catullus

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When Selma says Grendel never "took" her again, that probably means they never had sex again, as the term is a somewhat old fashioned one used for consensual sex in historical romances and the like. She didn't "assume the position," he flipped her. I agree with the poster above who said that she didn't resist so that he wouldn't kill her. She also says that Grendel keeps the Danes from coming around to rape her whenever they want, so that is probably the basis for her caring about him; he's her protector. There's no evidence that the Danes knew he had had sex with her. Also, he's the father of her child, whom he is evidently taking care of, so that counts for something.

Semper Contendere Propter Amoram et Formam

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"I love that one...

"Hi, honey... now listen, I know you're getting raped all the time by these Dane dudes, so I'll tell you what... I'm gonna rape you, and then they'll leave you alone, because no one wants sloppy seconds after a troll! So, here, let me do you this favor!"

"Oh gee, kind troll, thank you for raping me to save me from rape!"

I love that kind of thinking! I need to try that robbing banks. "OK, everyone on the floor, I'm robbing this bank so there won't be any money here for bank robbers to take!"

Can't you see women around the world adopting this method? "Hmmm... let me find the most disgusting man I can, and let him rape me, then all the other (better-looking) rapists will leave me the hell ALONE!"

How absurd! You're actually judging people turned on by troll rape, and then suggesting rape as a humane alternative to... ah... rape! I think you HAVE been in jail "someday"... for not NEAR long enough! I can't believe you followed that tripe with the name-calling of "Jackasses"! If that isn't the pot calling the kettle black, well then kill me to save me from death!"

My thoughts exactly Bladerunner! He wanted a shag so he took what he wanted. The reason she mourned his death was because he was the father of her child. Plus how would the potential rapists know she'd had a troll sausage in her? LMAO

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Re: "ok... (hangs head in shame...) I admit it... This scene turned me on! probably just becouse I think Sarah Polley is hot... I think if she would move out of the country that she could do better than a troll though..."

I know what you mean. When Grendel entered her abode I wasn't sure what his intent was, and then she assumes the position (sticking her booty up), and I was like, "MAMA!"

It didn't seem to me to be rape either, as some here argue; she willingly gave it up.

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Maybe his murderous rampages were a manifestation of his frustration at being a premature ejaculator? That's the most realistic portrayal of a two-pump chump that I've ever seen!

My favorite part was his troll "O" face. LOL. Her vajay must have been way better than all those cave crevices and dead bodies he'd been sticking his dick in all his life. Think she was pissed he didn't stay the night?

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yes.

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"Think she was pissed he didn't stay the night?"

Probably. And then he didn't call...men can be such jerks.

When darkness overcomes the heart, Lil' Slugger appears...

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this scene was so disturbing and unesscessary haha

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I thought the entire scene was stupid...becuase of how she acted about the rape..

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