Let's see if we can restart this since the last one has been removed. Here's the first one:
1. Hurry up and electrocute Marv, he doesn’t have all day.
3. Hartigan CAN, in fact, lift that cannon.
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4. when you kill hitmen... you don't have to feel bad about it.Well, actually that line is:
Marv: I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad.
Hu ? That was no reason to delete the posting ... !?
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
6. Shelie has been slapped around worse before, twice in fact.
7. Becky doesn't do Group Jobs
8. Alexis Bledel has really sexy bush baby eyes
9. When Jessica Alba says "Let me stay close", you say yes
10. Carla Gugino proves parole officers can have really hot bodies
11. Bruce Willis is a stronger man than me because when Jessica Alba asks him to sleep with her he turns her down.
12. When you meet a chick in a skin tight red dress with crazy sexy green eyes, you kiss her once and then shoot her with your big gun
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What is left to say ? Its the ultimate movie.
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
14. With rapist, always take their weapons away. Both of them.
15. If you are hunted by a guy that smells funny and your car smells funny thats no reason at all to check if that guy is maybe in that car
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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
16: It's weird to be a dyke when you can have any man you want
17: He made her watch
18: Marv doesn't hurt girls, unless he doesn't want them to watch the rest of it and get nightmares
19: Speaking eloquently is having "delusions of eloquence" somehow
20: When you got a condition, it's a bad idea to forget to take your pills
21: Miho doesn't decapitate people. She makes them into PEZ dispensers
22: Modern cars all look like electric shavers
23: An old man's death is a fair trade for a little girl's life
24. Marv was born in the wrong century. He'd be better off on a battlefield slamming his axe into some guy's face, or in a coliseum battling other gladiators like himself.
share25. ropes and knots are Rosario Dawson specialty... just like in my dreams
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