There are plenty of good quotes that have come from characters other than Caboose. Please post your feedback, it would be appreciated. one of my favorites is:
Donut: I'm on the vowels diet, i can only eat foods starting with vowels.
Sarge: What did you have for breakfast?
Donut: Eggs, and Oreos. And for lunch i had asparagus...and Oreos.
Griff: I've been on that diet for ages! and i dont even know what asparagus is!
"Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
shareShe got in the way while I was trying to help her.
XD
I brought the Killers!
You shot Church, you team-killing *beep* t**d!
Joker's pencil trick: http://tinyurl.com/pencil-trick
Sarge: Oh no! Sarge is taking Griff hostage! Now we're down a man, and that man has Griff! So how many men are we down? What's 1+turd? Damn it! only griff can screw up math!
shareWash:what part of quietly don't you understand?
church:What part! How bout the part where I got thrown 80 feet into the *beep* i n g air by the god damn throwing thing!?
Simmons:You're surrendering you don't get anything except humiliation and defeat.
Tucker:We've already got that! What else do you have?
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?-jack nicholsan as the joker.
how can you forget "Bow chicka wow wow"?
shareOmalley: Don't ever be alone
Donut: /Lopez do you know what time it is? I am going to the beach with my cousin who likes to play tennis. I ate a pencil./
Doc: Who wants to touch my nubbit?
Simmons: I hate the bands that you like!
Lopez: /Know I am lonely/ sigh
Church: Triangle of confusion, Rhombus of terror, Perambala of mystery WHO CARES!! Get the god domned show on the road.
Tucker: Listen to me. I am from the future. eventually this guy becomes a sargent, and then they get a jeep and I'm like: there is no way we can pick up chicks in a tank.
Caboose: If I die do I turn into one of them? Blarg.
Sarge: Take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead! Ring ring is that you? Yep you're dead.
Griff: Dude i don't think he is physicaly capable of understanding what that.
The days Jeff Gerstman was fired and Jack Thompson was disbarred were the best days of my life.
Caboose: So that makes you, a gay robot.
Church: Oh no! I'm the team killing *beep*
Donut: It's not pink, it's lightish red!
Donut: That guy's wicked fast!
Doc: Thanks! I lettered in track in high school. It was the least directly competitive sport I could find.
Church: Track sucks.
O'Malley: YOU suck!
Makes me laugh everytime I watch episode 38
sarge: Now get ready for your orders. Donut!
Donut: Yes sir?!
Sarge: scream like a woman
Donut: Caaaan do! *starts screaming highpitched*
Sarge:GRiff!
Griff: What?
Sarge: Prepare to sacrifice yourself to save a nearby supierior officer!
Griff: I don't think I've been trained on that.
Sarge: Simmons? Kiss a** at will
Simmons: You're both an excellant leader and a handsome man sir.
Sarge: Excellent work Simmons. Incoming!
Griff: Permission to assist Donut, sir.
Sarge: Permission denied. Continue with operation Meat Shield. Remember, just cuz your bones are broken doesn't they wont stop bullets from hitting me. Now get out there.
Simmons: Good call, sir.
Sarge: You're on your way to a medal Simmons. In fact, medals all around. Purple heart for Griff, pink heart for Donut and a brown nose for Simmons.
Donut: I'm too young to die. Im too pretty to die.
From the Halo 3 Beta PSA:
Cabboose: My arm fell off...
Sarge: Report a la bug...that's french for bug report!
"More and more I find myself wondering whether it's all worth fighting for..."
Church: Then Tex beat him to death with his own skull.
Tucker: Wait, that doesn't seem humanly possible.
Church: That's just what he kept saying.
(cut to scene of Tex holding skull beating a Spartan while he screams, "This doesn't seem humanly possible!!")
Ooh forgot one:
Junior: Bow-Chika-Honk-Honk!
"More and more I find myself wondering whether it's all worth fighting for..."
They shall taste OBLIVION! Which tastes like Red Bull... which is disgusting!
- O'Malley
The Secret Is In The Frosting
Sarge: "Give me a boost."
Caboose: "You are a good person and people say nice things about you."
Sarge: "Not a moral boost you moron a physical one!"
"Hows that for a slice of fried gold?" - Shaun of the dead
Church: There's no I in team
Grif:Yeah well there's no u either, so if I am not in the team and your not on the team there is no team, the team *beep* sucks.
(Tex is Staring at the Alien)
Tex: I'm just admiring his alien...muscle structure
Tucker: One particular part of his muscle structure hey tex?
Tex: Well it's all a matter of penis...i mean opinion
Caboose: You told me that was a third hand!
Andy: Hey Caboose, Hi-5!
Caboose: I don't want to do that anymore
lol
Church: (beeping noise in background) guys do you hear that?
Tucker: Hear what? a series of high pitch wistles followed by some random clicking?
Church: no its just this constant beep beep beep.... wait, do you actually hear a series of high pitch wistles followed by some random clicking?
Tucker: No just thought i could help
Church: Yeah well your failing
Caboose: all i hear is that voice, you know the one that tells you to kill all of your friends before they have a chance to kill us.
(tucker and church stare at caboose)
Caboose:...What you guys dont hear that?
XBL: FTZcube
Guardian of the Skies
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"I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream!"
The Dude abides.
Tex: Let's get this big thing of yours.
Tucker: Bow-chicka-bow-wow!(Gets excited while everyone shouts at him to shut up) Did somebody call a big plumber? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!I came here to lay some pipe. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!Hey, Tex, I heard you had sisters! Bow-chicka---twins in fact---wow-wow! Hey, are you a famous movie star or actress? Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
Tucker (to Junior): All right, little guy, I've gotta go now. Tex needs me and Church to back her up.
Junior: Bow-chicka-honk-honk!
Doc: Oh, so I guess you did teach him some stuff.
Tucker: Teach? You can't teach that. That's just genetics.
Simmons: OK, I'll tell Command when they...get back. I'll slip it to 'em.
Tucker (over radio): Yeah! Slip it to 'em! Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
(Really like the "Bow-chicka-bow-wow" jokes, in case no one noticed.)
Church: I messed up the whole timeline!
Caboose: No, no, no, no, no. Time does not run in lines. It runs in circles. That is why we have clocks!
Vic: Hey dude.
Church: Vic! Hey, it's Church.
Vic: This is Vic, at 555-V-I-C-K, doo doodleydoo. I'm not in the casita right now so leave your low-down at the ding-dong. Hasta.
Church: Hey Vic, this is Church. I need ta...
Vics voicemail: You have reached the voice mail system.
Church: [sighs] Okay okay, come on.
Vics voicemail: To leave a message, just wait for the tone.
Church: I know how to leave a goddamned message.
Vics voicemail: When you are finished recording, just hang up, or push pound for more options.
Church: Really, "Hang up," no *beep* I was just going to keep on talkin' until he decided to check his voicemail.
Vics voicemail: For delivery options, press five.
Church: [angrily] Just give me the damn beep!
Vics voicemail: To leave a callback number, press eight. To page this person, press six.
Church: *COME ON*!
Vics voicemail: To repeat this message, press nine.
Church: [evenly] I will *beep* stab you computer phone lady!
Vics voicemail: [some time later] To mark this message as urgent, press eleven.
Church: [yelling] There is no eleven you *beep* WHORE*!
Frank DuFresne: Ooh, language.
Vics voicemail: [some more time later] To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.
Church: I *hate you*!
Vics voicemail: [beep]
Church: Vic, it's Church. I need y...
Vics voicemail: I'm sorry, but this person's voice mailbox is full.
Church: [frustrated] Uhchmmm... I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself.
Caboose: I can't believe Church Shot me.
Church: Oh, Don't even start Caboose!
Griff (hands Sister over to Blue): Why don't you go find another Alien to *beep*
Tucker: That's Ok, we'll just use her instead.
Sister: Alright!
Griff: God D*** it!
Sarge: What did I tell you about making up animals!!?? (Early yes, but it's the quote that pretty much got me hooked with the whole series)
One of my favorites that I never see listed is when the blue team is trying to get the red team to surrender, so they tell them they have to admit they suck:
Sarge: "...what if we admit that one of us sucks?"