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This existing makes me want to kill myself.


Fat dudes playing video games and taping voices over it telling "jokes.'' America, this is why the world *beep* hates you.

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I've seen most of the cast in behind the scenes vids and whatnot and they're mostly a pretty skinny group of guys actually. That insinuation just shows your maturity level.

Boy wouldn't it be great if this really was why a lot of the world hates us? I'd take that over the real reasons any day. I say you should keep watching the show. You'll either learn to like it, or it'll push you over the edge and humanity's gene pool will become a bit stronger.

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I think it's amusing and original. I see homeless people and young kids doing drugs every day, how come that doesn't make you wanna commit suicide?

"That was a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done yet"

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Well, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but seriously, this is one of America's biggest redeeming merits, it's a comedy gem and one of Machinima's founding fathers.
By the way none of the producers or Roosterteeth figureheads are fat, you should really do some research before posting things like that. Anyway my personal rating of the series is just my opinion, if you can't see the hard work, effort and creativity that goes into it, I suppose it's your loss.

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Actually, Burnie is kinda chunky...

Chunky love?

Red team.
Because if The Matrix has tauught us anything, blue is for quitters.

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Burnie isn't really that fat at all. He's actually just a really big guy. Kinda built like a linebacker, you just can't tell much from his photos. If you see him in person at a convention or whatever, it's much more noticeable.

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I can tell your sense of humor is really quite sophisticated, with a name like "fudgenuts." Really, I could care less how something is made (whether it be Machinima, feature film, comics, whatever) - as long as it's entertaining (and in this case, funny as hell), I like it. Apparently you can't get over the fact that yes, this IS Machinima. And that doesn't make it any less genius.

I'm as sober as a sobertooth tiger.

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Lol yeah ok. The guys who make RVB are well off and business is booming for them. They have their own company and have many different projects going on. And what the heck makes you think they're fat? What would that even have to do with anything?

If you're 13 years old or younger I forgive you, otherwise you're a complete moron.

Look at that turtle go bro!

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This makes you want to kill yourself? Don't fight the urge. Cockbite.

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Wrong Turdburgler. Stuff like this is one of the reasons why I fücking love America.
Stupidity like not being able to tell the difference between "playing video games" and machinima(which actually requires a lot of work to do the tiniest thing) would be a better reason why people would hate America, or rather, you.

"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down. Makes her home."

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