Bravo!

Many people have been insinuating that this movie isn't that good. Would someone please explain to me how your minds work? This film has everything a human being could ever desire in a movie. It has f***ing fake looking raptors getting shot at fifty times in a row and not dying. It has a bunch of dumbasses in military gear running around in the woods. Now what else do you really *need*?! Every time one of those raptors opened and closed its CGI, toy-like mouth, I knew that the Sci-Fi Channel had really outdone itself in its ongoing efforts to supply worthwhile programming. After having seen it, I'm ready to run over my copy of Jurassic Park. Can't you appreciate the glory of this masterpiece?

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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"

-- Ed Wood, the movie