Who woulda thunk it? ;)
At a covert military research center, the Government is conducting experiments to genetically enhance the innate savagery of several raptors recovered from Raptor Island. When the experiments get out of control and the mutated killing machines escape, all hell breaks loose.
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what a crappy movie! It was a waist of time to watch.
sharebesides the fact this movie shouldnt exist, look at the cast. why the heck is azir in it again?
"ed wood has become a cult classic director and uwe boll is just a dousche bag "
It will probably be better than Python 2 and not as good as Jaws 2. Python 2 was the worst Scifi movie I've ever seen, I actually turned it off. Raptor Island was at least funny, so we'll see about its upcoming sequel.
All we are saying is give peas a chance.
Is it gonna star David Borneaz?
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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"
-- Ed Wood, the movie
Is it any dumber than a company creating dinosaurs out of fosilized DNA, having an amusment park filled with them, then having an angry computer guy screw up the works allowing the creatures to escape and kill anything in sight?
YES.
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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"
-- Ed Wood, the movie
or...A group of pissed off people drop stanley isaac's ass on an abandon island with the directors of such movies as....Tail Sting, Werewolf, ect. They would all have to battle it out with sh!tilly animated creatures making the same movements over and over again. They monsters, gay as they are, would be the heroes of the movie, and killing all of the directors would make the credits roll, so all of the creatures would go berserk until the end when Uwe Boll is fighting off the monsters with sticks and rocks. All of the monsters will combine into one for no good reason, making them want to make the movie end more, and kill Uwe Boll in the most horrific way possible. After this scene, the camera would zoom out of the island and everyone in the theaters would start standing and clapping. How is THAT for a new script.
get back u eight legged freaks!
say hello to my little friend
Electric Boogaloo
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"Why spend your life making someone else's dreams come true?"
-- Ed Wood, the movie
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I've heard it's actually a prequel, and it'll take place in the western time. Cowboys and dinos, that's kinda silly.
shareYeah, Azir is listed as a character... unless we're gonna see some ugly flashbacks of that guy, I think he's due to come back to life. It would make perfect sense, I mean he died inside a radioactive giant lizard, maybe he comes back to life as a radioactive cyborg.
shareI've heard it's actually a prequel, and it'll take place in the western time. Cowboys and dinos, that's kinda silly.