Is this movie even real?


No, seriously, I've looked all over the place. Is it in theater or on DVD? It sure as hell isn't in any theaters around here, and I haven't seen it on DVD anywhere. Is it all just someone's idea of a joke? Because I'm not laughing......


P.S. - Ashton Kutcher, if this is another damn "Punk'd" gag, it's not funny anymore.

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Yes, it is. I was in it! The film just got picked up for distribution and should be released to video soon. Meanwhile, check out the official website at www.thehelixloaded.com to see scenes from the film.

Thanks,
Wendy E. Snyder

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You were in it? For real? Tell me this: what was it like working with Vanilla Ice? Is he as big an airhead as my entire senior class from high school thought? P.S.-When you say the movie should be out on video "soon", just how soon do you mean?

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Well Vanilla Ice is appearing on a Reality TV show called The Farm, here in the UK for the next three weeks. So far he's wound a few people up, threatening to punch Terry Christian in the grill. He also said he was making a new album with tracks by the Wu-Tang Cland and Public Enemy. He also called Chris Rock a racist *beep* cause he made a joke about him. Hasn't mentioned about this movie yet. Looks like this was set up as a promotion for the Ice-man's return to celebrity status.

I reckon he should team up with Eminem, let the white boys roll together.

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Here's what I was told about "The Helix Loaded":

The Helix...Loaded just got picked up for distribution and will be released in 75 theaters November 12 in the US and with DVDs in stores for December.

I hope they show it in my area...I'd love to see myself on the screen!

Rob was really cool to me. I was only on set 1 day and didn't have the chance to get to know Rob that well. He was pretty busy working.

Anyway, now we know when and where we can see the film!

Wendy
(Angela, the post cog in "The Helix Loaded")

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Whatta terd of a film your in...

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Yes.
"I want everyone to be as miserable as me; that is what makes me happy." - Howard Stern

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You havn't even seen it, ignorant dipsh*t.

Peace//Love,
***Sheila*
XO

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THe Helix has you...In the straight-to-video section!
"I want everyone to be as miserable as me; that is what makes me happy." - Howard Stern

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Hey, um...I visited www.thehelixloaded.com and it seems like the website hasn't been updated in a while, you mentioned that the dvd will be in stores in december of 04 but I can't find it anywhere, do you have any updates or any information? If the movie did come to dvd or even vhs, I would be interesting in buying it.

Thank you,
Preston

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who is this "Administrator" person who deletes posts?
probably one of the 5 and doesnt want you unenlightened people to not become enlightened the "man" is always out to scare us or intimidate us from showing our true feelings... btw I think Delia Copold is one foxy momma...

WebDude

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Hey Wendy!

Did you bump into my daughter while you on the set? Her name is Delia and she plays Agent Crack.

-Toonces

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I'm not sure. My shooting schedule only required 1 day on set. I met alot of people but I don't remember all of the names. When I see the final of the film, I'll see if I recognize her!

Wendy

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u luky bastard lol man i hope we get a chance to see this *beep* over hear in the uk, man rob is awsome, even pre farm rob kikd ass but man when he *beep* got on that show he ruled, far better than the *beep* celeb's over hear, get a new tour on the go in the uk and kik our *beep* asses!

YEAH BRO!

Helix will rock some hard ass!

"That's how I like my girls. Straight and to my point."


Cassanova.

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this is cool. i cant wait to get a hold of it. Rob is dang cool. saw him play at an ICP gathering a few years ago. really got the crowd going. a few songs were a lil repetative, but its all good.

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hee hee i think i saw you in the trailer. you were the creepy woman in the pool? "Buurgeeer"? hilarious

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I iz teh suk

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Yes, that was I! Angela the post cog! I enjoyed doing the film - got treated really well and being that it was a hot day, I got to lounge in the pool!

Wendy

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Well...its official. Helix comes out on Jan 14. The scary part....its actually showing in theaters. The Mann theater chain picked it up and is doing a limited release on it before the DVDs go out. Oh...and if Delia's (Agent Crack's) mom sees this, please tell her that Ryan the effects guy says hi!

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Ryan,

Actually, I am Agent Crack's Dad...:-) And, I will say hi to her for you.

-Toonces

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Oh...very sorry Mr. Agent Crack's dad. I actually lived on that set for about a month and Delia was an absolute blast ta work with :)

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Ok, ahem, Ryan, let's make sure we convey *how much* you actually lived there. Ryan might as well have changed his address to the set and put a mailbox out front. He was there on the first day of shooting, the last day of shooting, every day inbetween, and a ton of post days afterward. At one point, he lived in his RV that he parked on location (which actually made it into a shot of the film, btw). I only slept one night on the couch of the post-production facility, but he literally lived there too.

Yes it will be in theatres January 14th, and the DVD has been delayed because of it.

My daughters, Brittany and Brenna both acted in it as well.

It's VERY real and a lot of fun to work on. Rob was great, and fun to work with, as all the cast and crew was. How funny it is, and how much the audience likes it remains to be seen...

I'll never forget Samantha punching through the drywall prop. :)

Jeff

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Whoa... people from movies come here!

Heh... sorry, it's just kind of weird... anyway, this Movie looks kind of funny. I will hopefully get money to see it. (i'm poor! xP)

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Ryan,

No problem...:-) Delia has a website site set up if you want to contact her:

http://www.deliacopold.com

It has a lot of Helix Loaded stuff along with her stand-up and Tonight Show things.

-Toonces

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Wow. I know Toonces, so I know Delia by association, which means I'm a part of this movie -- according to the rules of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Spiffy!

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Actually I stumbled on Delia's site while doing a net search on the Helix. Loved seeing the pics sho took, though she always seemed ta catch me at my WORST! :P By the way, the word has just come down that the release day for Helix has been pushed back two weeks. All our advertising had ta get MPAA approval and by the time that was done, there was no time to advertise :P. So the new release date in Feb 4th.

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The web site now says March 18.

And the theater list doesn't doesn't have any theaters in NYC :-(

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Ya. more advertising delays. The Premiere is actually the 16th of March. This will bethe first independant film ever to have a Red Carpet premiere at the Mann Chinese in Hollywood.

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What the hell is this movie?

"Ah, Snaps!"

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Go to www.thehelixloaded.com and watch the Smak Files. If that doesn't tell ya, nuthin will.

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I saw this movie it was hallerious...here is a review that i found on the net . m c
www.zap2it.com/movi es/movies/reviews/te xt/0,1259,---25107,0 0.html

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Will there be a chance for us non US citizens to watch this one? Let's say on DVD or something?


regards


Omnes homines fratres sunt - quam Kain et Abel.

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In 2005, Stained Iris Productions stunned the motion picture industry by premiering its micro-budget feature, "The Helix…Loaded" at the Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, CA - the first completely independently financed and distributed film to do so. Cutting deals direct with major cineplexes, "The Helix…Loaded" bypassed the art houses and went on to play at mainstream cinemas across the country. Stained Iris demonstrated that independent cinema could finally reach the masses outside the typical studio system

Linky: http://streamingmovies.ign.com/filmforce/article/594/594875/ign-exclusive_the_helix_loaded_wmvlow.wmv

Not as unfunny as the review suggests.

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It never got officially distrubed i think, theres low res versions tho on youtube

https://youtu.be/pkID6Y32QYI

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