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This movies sucks!

posted 19 years ago by moviechick90210
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All of you amateurs associated with this turd of a movie need to get a life. I got suckered into seing this flop at the Beverly Center, and it was aweful. I'm sure you're all patting yourselfs on the back, but to date this movie has grossed a whopping $3700.00 at the box office, and that's because it sucks. I only wish I had not paid my own money to sit in an empty theater and fall asleep. The director has no sense of humor and the actors have no sense of timing. If you had so much money to waste on digital effects, why didn't you just make a decent action movie instead of a really bad comedy. What a waste!

[–] muttcls 19 years ago

Hahaha ok. I'm still going to see it though :P

[–] info-3055 19 years ago

You must have saw a different movie than I did Helix loaded was tooooo funneee
either that or your funny bone was removed by the 5...

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[–] draened 18 years ago

I agree with moviechick. This was terrible! I wonder what the hell they were thinking with it. The director was absolutely horrendous at timing and the music irritated me so much. If they wasted so much on digital effects, how come they still sucked? I guarantee that the people who claimed to like it were people who either worked on the film, know somebody who did or are getting something monetarily. Case in point: Steve Roberts - quotes: Hellix Loaded Rocks. First off he can't even spell the title, second he worked on this as modeller. His comments:The visual FX by Ryan Carter of Hall of Shadows are particularly good for a low budget movie. Ryan took creative approaches to creating interesting Special Visual Effects on a low budget to new heights. Outstanding job!!! Really low standards here.

[–] solasta 16 years ago

Trying to spoof the Matrix!... come on, that's a pretty tough challenge. They went for it, I'll give them that. There is just no way to make this good on a low budget, but at the end of the day, they got the film out and people have seen it, so I guess it's considered a success.

[–] JvstinDotCom 16 years ago

this movie truly is god-awful. I finally got it on DVD thinking it was going to be funny and such, but it was so horrible.

"in this style, 10/6"
http://www.Jvstin.com/

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