Oh, I get it!
The black girl is sassy and the Gothic girl doesn't give a *beep* It all makes sense to me! OMG WAIT...IS EL CHARRO REAL OR DID THE CRAZY GIRL KILL EVERYONE?!? OMG HIGH TENSION!
What a *beep* movie. The only reason I rented it was because it said something along the lines of "gorefest" on the back. The kills were lame, and so is El Charro. A dirty guy in a poncho with a machete - how enthralling! Watching his shadow hack at the ground while a bit of blood hits the wall is not gorey. It's *beep* that's what it is.