The baxter: Defined

Okay, does anyone else find it presumptuous that this Michael Showboat guy is just trying to add a new word to the English language? If you look up the word "Baxter" in the merriam webster dictionary, there's no entry! And there's never going to be, because- unless this movie turns out to be some mamoth cultural event- the dudes at m-w.com aren't going to take notice of this new and interesting "word".

Hey Michael Showboat, I have some advice for you: Normally, if you want to add a new word or catchphrase to the english language, you take a character who is obviously cool- someone with sixpack abs, drinks beer, hard liquor, and wears sunglasses everywhere and anywhere - and then you make him say words that don't make sense, like "Hippobumpkin" or "tumtumtickyboo" and then the words will catch on because the guy who says them knows a thing or two about being cool.

But now, this is a movie about losers, who use buzzwords that cool people like myself have no interest in using. Since cool people like myself won't be using this word, it will never catch on, and michael showboat is going to look silly because - not only did his movie not get great reviews - but the word he created failed to catch on.

Hey Showboat: Stop showboating for the crowd. Stop trying to impress us with your non-existent linguistic skills. You want us to use this word? I don't think so. I don't even call this movie by it's name, I just call it: "showboat sh**" I think that has a much better ring to it.