1. The guy who invented mayonnaise
2. Freddie Munez
3. The guy who played Urkel
4. Fitness celebrity John Basedow
5. A fluffy bunny
1. Jake Gyllenhaal
2. Hillary Clinton
3. The woman on the white castle commerical(the one where she is cooking)
4. My 8th grade Algebra teacher
5. my boss
All ending are beginnings. We just don't know it at the time...
1. Martin Brodeur
2. David Ortiz
3. Scott Tennamen
4. Terrel Owens
5. Ben Afleck
1. Tom Cruise
2. Sam walton
3. Ted kennedy
4. Bill Clinton
5. People at the bank for overcharging my account
3. Ted kennedy
Yes
Bumper sticker:
"Johnson got a man to the moon, Kennedy couldn't get a whore across a bridge."
It's still on my car.
"When you throw dirt, you lose ground" --old proverbshare
1. http://www.umich.edu/~urecord/0405/Oct04_04/img/041004_Moore(014).jpg
2. http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/movies/people/d/duff_hilary/150x223.jpg
3. http://thailand.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/michael_jackson.jpg
4. http://www.toonarific.com/clipart/data/thumbnails/127/bear001.gif
5. http://laurapink.com/images/shannon.jpg
Why is it only five?
Awesome thread :P
"Ahh..Ahhh...Ahh..ohhh..ah! Whoa, Whooaaa! Whooa! Okay I got my fortune cookie open."
-Knox films
Your quote and your bumper sticker should be telling you something...
share1.Satan
share1) Your P.E. or Math Teacher
2) Michael Moore; that will be blabbing with you until you start bleeding your ears
3) Bozo the clown
4) That Drill Instructor from Full Metal Jacket
5) A bunch of jocks that will beat the crap out of you
The boss I used to have who was racist and homophobic as well.
Henry the 8th (Male Chauvinist pig and serial killer)
Bomber Lancaster (Killing more women and kids isn't the answer)
People who make loud noises with gum
The person who first decided fish made cute pets. They're repulsive!
George Bush
Osama Bin Laden
The Pope
Princess Diaana (recruiting "victims" for heaven)
And me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well,if we aren,t meant to partake from many of thes vices or we won,t get to heaven,they,re re hardly going to be our rewards up there,are they? Not much of a reward there,not for what I enjoy.. Heaven sounds like an awful place with lots of annoying do-gooders,and I think of that Gary Larson (far side) cartoon of the little exec man in his white gown and wings,sitting on a cloud in Heaven thinking..."Wish I,d brought a magazine!!!!". No,thanks!
1. Emma Roberts
2. Al Gore
3. A hippie
4. My Old Boss-Karl
5. Micheal Moore
Proud member of the HSM and TSL Haters Club
Proud Fan of real Musicals, Acting and Singing
1. My Religion teacher
2. Jessica Simpson
3. George Bush
4. Colnel Sanders
5. Bob Saget
"Midnight is when the day begins"- U2, Lemon
Taxi Driver#4 WiseGirl#4
1. George W. Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Adolf Hitler
4. Osama Bin Laden
5. Barney the Dinosaur
Internet arguing is like running in Special Olympics; even if you win, you look retarded
uno ~ Star Jones, Shannon Doherty & madonna
dos ~ Ice Cube, and Vanilla Ice
tres ~ the dictator of cuba & saddam hussein
cuatro ~ Fat Al, Al Gore & spongebob
cinco ~ Fergie, K-Fed & Calista Flockhart
1) My ex-husband
2) His psychotic first wife
3) Britney Spears
4) My high school algebra teacher
5) Paris Hilton
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Rosie O'Donnell
Nicholas Cage
Bill 'n Hillery
Michael Moore
Michael Jackson