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Lost a lot of brain function because of curiosity.


Okay first things first I have seen this movie online only because I read a good review of the movie and I decided "Hey what the hell?" And I was completely stupid for this FYI You may call me stupid this one time. I completely forgot that Uwe Boll was the Director and I did not pay attention to the opening credits so I actually SAT THROUGH THE ENTIRE MOVIE! And once I saw that final shot and the credits began to roll and I thought "How can a movie be so horrible I would've expected this from-" But I swear at that same moment I thought of that Uwe Boll's name appeared on the screen. So then I realized, I just sat through a Uwe Boll movie and thought that the movie could've been good. And right after that I just had to yell this out. WHAT THE *beep* WAS THIS *beep* PIECE OF *beep* I literally grabbed my monitor and I actually grabbed my dad's rifle and I shot the hell out of the monitor, shot it and smashed it against the floor. I even banged MY HEAD on the floor for having to sit through this thing! I was pissed off today I had to buy a brand new monitor because of this *beep* and my Bi-Polar disorder. And I seriously have to say this, Uwe Boll needs to be BANNED from making video game movies or better yet movies in general, I used to feel SORRY for Uwe Boll because everyone made fun of his movies but now I can easily see that Uwe Boll needs to have his Nuts chopped off and fed to himself! The only reason he got the rights for this movie is because the game was made in Germany where EVERYONE loves his movies! So I also must send a message to Video Game companies all over the world. PLEASE AND I MEAN PLEASE DON'T GIVE UWE BOLL THE RIGHTS TO ALL OF OUR FAVORITE GAMES!!! Coming soon in 2010: Burnout the Movie, Directed By Uwe Boll

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lol that was hilarious


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you rule dude. No joke.

My mistake...four coffins.
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That's nothing, my friend actually hung himself in the bathroom after watching alone in the dark, his lifetime favourite game series, he literally couldn't bare the humiliation he was supposed to carry on with his life was just to heavy for him to take...


R.I.P. Justin, we'll never forget you!

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Not a soul here in Sweden that i know of can stand Boll's movies for longer than 2 minutes. Though, i grant that Postal at least had it's moments.

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You honestly can't be serious. Please tell me you're joking.

My mistake...four coffins.
My Film Site:http://www.strikeaposefilms.com/

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DRAPTORJ: Of course I'm joking lol, as for the OP I really don't know :D

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