Uwe Boll should be arrested - Far Cry (2008) Discussion

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[–] aeonaqua 15 years ago

Sorry,but you have no idea what a good movie is. Tarantino,Spielberg..They love Movies. They made crap Movies too,but also the most brilliant and entertaining movies ever. And I cannot say that about any movie from Uwe Boll.

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[–] mrrossdude 15 years ago

Was that meant to be a joke? Seriously, are you that childish and idiotic?

You are such a loser man, I feel sorry for the girl you must have date raped.

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[–] kseifner 15 years ago

Would anybody else still be saying things like this if he had at least 1 hit movie?

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[–] toph1980 15 years ago

I watched Postal and the beginning was actually classic, funny *beep* but it went way downhill afterwards.

Rest of his movies just suck.

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[–] skywalker_2003 10 years ago

you said "Tarantino,Spielberg..They love Movies. They made crap Movies too"???
are you okey? you better change your mind.you are in deep wrong

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[–] innate_excruciation 13 years ago

Kurtolson 5 (4-14-09): shame on you. Spielberg made the goonies. Tarantino made Pulp. *beep* off you stupid wrong person.

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[–] thebigblaks 12 years ago

I agree on Kurtolson being an immature idiot. And Spielberg has made some very good movies but his new stuff isn't that great but he's still a good director. I haven't seen this movie but I'm sure theres far worse like Camp Blood and 2001 Maniacs Field of Screams. Those movies are awful and I'm sure theres worse directors than Boll. Also he mainly does games movies so that is partially why maybe his movie are not always great.

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[–] benchrishollan 12 years ago

but the goonies and pulp fiction are good

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[–] Strazdamonas 15 years ago

Maybe you should be arrested and forced to learn how to use brain?

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[–] kenneth_1857 15 years ago

Uwe Boll is useless, and it would be nice to see the money he wastes to let someone else make a good movie. I would have liked to see a Far Cry movie, but with Uwe as the producer i lost the urge... Dissing Spielberg and Tarantino is simply unintelligent.

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[–] MrBelette 15 years ago

Uwe Boll is not the worst director, Ed Wood is not either. It's only easy taglines for unimaginative people to use again and again without thinking on their own. It's as stupid as the thread "Worst movies I've seen in my all life" which keeps coming back again and again. You have to watch any movie of any director since the beginning of cinema to say so and of course no one had or can. Just try to think by yourself instead of repeating what the others said and for a change you could watch David DeCoteau's movies to see how they rate in cinema's history. But of course it's not fashionable for the moment ...

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[–] abidetoby 15 years ago

put it like this then, uwe boll is the worst director to be given budgets of this size. someone else (a half decent just out of uni wannabe director) could make several masterpieces with the budgets hes privy to. i dont understand how he keeps his job.
admittedly i dont think ive ever watch one of his film the whole way through, but ive tried. if you like games then you try to give it a chance. i gave up on even flicking through his films a few years ago.
hes not at fault. hes probably doing his best. its the people that employ him that are at fault.
as for the person defending him - the punishment is that where ever you go youll be there.

the dude abides, man.

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[–] Strazdamonas 15 years ago

>You have to watch any movie of any director since the beginning of cinema to say so and of course no one had or can.

come one, give me time, im trying.

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[–] dbowsky 15 years ago

@ MrBelette...why on earth would you have needed to see any movie of any director to simply state "worst movies ive seen in all my life"? People arnt sayin worst film ever...they are saying the worst film THEY have seen...now I have had the great missfortune of sitting through the first 15 minutes of uwe boll`s the tunnel rats...(why i waited that long before roasting my marshmellows on the dvd i dont know) and if my involvement in this thread stops one more person ever watching one of his films then my life has been worthwhile.

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[–] mike_anderson81 15 years ago

To say "Worst movies I've seen in my all life" you would not have to have seen all movies ever made. You would just have to have seen the once you have seen, naturally.

Nothing stupid or illogical about that statement.

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[–] Strazdamonas 15 years ago

Thats what i call constructive criticism.

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[–] The-Swede 15 years ago

I really hate him after what he did to my preciousss Bloodrayne! And ofc Alone in the Dark. And House of the Dead. And...

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[–] x10n 15 years ago

> He ist probably the worst movie maker..why does anyone give him money to do
> movies???

Dude, that means you haven't seen the real *beep* out there!

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[–] kurtolson_5 15 years ago

nobody could have made a better bloodrayne movie than uwe
bloodrayne movie was great

but bloodrayne 2 was really bad
sorry but it was

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[–] malignacius 15 years ago

I don't know if you were joking or not, but comparing Boll to Spielberg or Tarantino...

Well, Tarantino i could remotely understood, since my oppinion is either you love his movies or you hate them. But Spielberg, who gave us some of the best things of modern cinema...

Jurassic Park, Finding Private Ryan, freaking Schindler's List...

And you dare compare crappy Boll to Spielberg??!?

With the money he's given i would do a better job, for sure... Damn, on my computer i can do a better job...

And as for Paul Andersson, even magnolia (movie i personally didn't like but reckon it's a great movie in it's essence) it's better alone than all the crap boll's made so far...

And, as a conclusion, if you really believe what you said, then you should go put your head on a microwave, turn on the heat and rid us all from your stupidity.

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[–] Smokey_T 8 years ago

Did someone compare Uwe Boll favorably to Paul Anderson..?!

That is a stoning offence.

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[–] eleventh_sun 13 years ago

I ask that about the guys who made Epic movie, Meet the Spartans etc. They are among some of the worst working today in my opinion.

Haven't seen Boll's films besides alone in the dark, and don't remember it much.

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[–] storm25storm25 13 years ago

I actually thought this movie was rather enjoyable!!

I'm still laughing too at some drone naming Tarantino and Spielberg amongst the worst director's ever. I Bet he thinks Jennifer Aniston is the best actress ever too, once she gets past her one-dimensional acting abilities.

I only axed ya for a smoke - Jack Frost

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[–] KaZenPhi 12 years ago

Anyone who labels Wood or Boll the worst directors who ever lived, probably hasn't seen that many movies and should just shut up and let moviebuffs do the talking.

I might have seen more than 2000 movies (counting only those I can remember) and I wouldn't call myself an expert yet I can easily name several directors who are worse than Boll, like Godfrey Ho, Bruno Mattei (though his nazisploitation is watchable), Lo Gio (American Commando Ninja is one of the most unwatchable movies I've ever endured) or any of the other no-name z-movie "directors" who made the shovelware ninja flicks of the 80's (yes, the michael dudikoff movies were the good ones - frightening indeed).
Though I will admit house of the dead is in my personal bottom 10

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