HAND!
Chest Weasels
I slipped on a lady's hairdressing magazine
'I'm not going back there, big bitches'
Spatchcock
Make it snappy
Who does the beds? Yer Mam?
One could almost suffocate in such luxury
He eyes were as black as his heart
My God
....only more fantastical
....ten out of ten, not five!
I may buy a Citroen Berlingo and do deliveries
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i haven't watched catterick in ages and no doubt i'll get it on dvd to enjoy over and over again, one bit that always stays with me is when tony has the watering can stuck on his head and there's a point of view shot through the it and he grabs the bird and shouts 'DICKHEAD!' so funny i couldn't stop laughing!
What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!
I can't follow you if you don't move Chris.
It was at this moment that I realized that every person has a fingerprint individual to themselves, then realized that the car had no fingerprints on whatsoever, so I deduced that we were looking for a man with no hands.
"can you be quiet so i can pick me sweets?!"
"gooseberries. They're just english grapes"
"your only 47! your only 47!"
love it
I just watched my Catterick DVD again this festive season. So many lol's, but the biggest one I think was the final episode where Carl rescues Chris and Mark.
[jumping off the caravan]
"STARDIVE!"
"C'mon!"
"A soft white poodle, a lobster, a venison and a silkworm. No, two silkworms. I intend to wear a lot of luxury gowns.....AHHHHHHHHH!"
share "What would Quincy do, or Owen MD, or James Herriot, in these circumstances?"
"My Hovercraft is full of eels..."
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'You're licking my a**e!'
'Spatchcock'
and
(gruff voice)'I Know!'
"...both in the bedroom and in the kitchen..."
shareSomething along the lines of:
"Hello, I would like one of your Mermade Burgers please, with the relish of my choice. And be quick, this is Christ's work."
Also:
"There goes the balloon I sent in to discourage them."
"Mandarins. Not the oranges....the actual people."
"If there is money leftover, I would like to contribute to the repair of Mark's mam's bannister!"
There are so many quotable lines in this programme it's unbelievable!
What's that? You just called me a bastard didn't you!
Call 999 and ask for the american eagle
Families is where our nation finds hope. Where wings take dream
I run them over at dusk in the Transit
"All I want, is to enter my hoes justified"