Disney, if you're reading this ...

... c'mon! We've been patient over the years! Throw us a bone, already.

We've pleaded and begged for DVDs and you've only left us with Animal-a-Go-Go (which didn't even have "Happy Birthday, Tater" although "Try These on for Boing" was on it) and Take a Bow.

You've made movies from your other series and you never did with JoJo, which, at one time, was your most popular show. The least you could do is give us the DVDs. If you don't, you're just wrong.

Oh yeah: Stop taking JoJo off on the weekends.



Oh, but then our lives: believe me, they are indeed wretched.