Salute
My wife bought this home for me, knowing my affinity for cheesy sci-fi.
A glance at the title, box art, and back cover text... whoa nelly.
I set expectations to "none" and fired this up.
You've already read or heard everything negative there is to hear. No point to rehashing that.
I will say "kudos" for _making the thing_ rather than sitting around and lamenting a dream unfulfilled.
Anyone can be a critic, but not everyone can make a feature-length film.
Glad to see that you kept following the dream, that's all that really matters, which is something that naysayers and those who never tried themselves would just not understand.