Off the top of my head:
Hank : I wake up, and I have this feeling of uneasiness.
Brent : You had cotton candy and pepperoni for dinner. You're lucky you woke up at all!
(Oscar is delivering papers.)
Resident : I don't get the paper.
Oscar : Well, you got one now, jackass!
Joker's Wilde
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Buddy Burger. Have us scrape one off the grill..so YOU don't have to scrape one off the road!
Have you seen my badge anywhere?
You lost your badger?
In a world full of lies the truth is the only answer- Blaze J. Shilling
The howler Blows things out of proportion all the time remember when that cat was attacked by that Coyote?
"Cattle killed by werewolves"
In a world full of lies the truth is the only answer- Blaze J. Shilling
Oscar (when Davis is planning the wedding: "A daisy arch? You'll never get me under one of those death traps!"
"Twilight follows the brightest day,
And every cat in the twilight’s gray,
Every possible cat."
I rode a chopper for ten years
Are you talking about your riding lawnmower?
It chopped things
In a world full of lies the truth is the only answer- Blaze J. Shilling
*Hank Yarbo eating a salad* I don't know how people eat this stuff? It's just leaves all the way down.
In a world full of lies the truth is the only answer- Blaze J. Shilling