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What if Uwe Boll did a movie based on this?

posted 18 years ago by TalesfromTheCryptfan
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Then what would it be like and how would you feel?

"Questions, Questions, too many questions, you want a shard, Here!'- Aughra, The Dark Crystal.

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[–] ReadyWhenYouAreSgtPembry 18 years ago

Well, I'd have to stay away from sharp objects.

"I'm a mushroom cloud-layin' motherf---er, motherf---er."

[–] disintegration_88 18 years ago

Yeah it'd 99% chance suck.

It'd probably star Tara Reid and 50 cent.

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

[–] JimmyZappa 18 years ago

I'd maime 'em.

And that's the nicest thing I would do.

Stuff like this reminds me of "Movie Poop Shoot.com" from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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[–] El Grego 18 years ago

It would lick balls like all his crappy films!!!

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[–] Subsist68 17 years ago

I would probably take the Helghast assault rifle and blow my head off if he made a movie.