Things i've learned from The Pacifier.

The ninjas weren't highly trained, though. That's why he could beat them.

Answers to everyone's problems wihtthe movie.....

geelovelan
1. Upon escaping from terrorist,never rush to the safety of your waiting
chopper, instead have a game of show and tell with your family photos
just within sniper range.---well..that's why he got shot.....so I don't see that as being anythign wrong..there was a consequence
2. A single police car could carry seven cops.---answered
2. They teach Drivers Ed in High School.---answered
3. Mini Vans come supercharged and can do burnouts(looked like a Nissan).---answered
4. You can have 5 kids and still look super hot.---answered
5. High School Principals are easy. ---Not neccesarily. Everyone is easy for someone. It's a matter of attraction. ]

Mrs. MaxTheriot
1) Don't mess with girlscouts---not ones taught by a Navy SEAL, no
2) You could be the worst singer in the world and still be damn sexy to 10 billion girls. **I LOVE MAX!**---Yes, you can...the Ricky Martin Theory
3) Everything must be done with a car. **Zoe could of used the celly to call the police, but instead she packs all the kids in the car and almost gets everyone killed** xD---answered
4) High School principals are annoying as hell.---most authority figures are when you're a teenager

jr0000083667
1) It is perfectly acceptable to put a sticky residue on stairs and watch your nanny tumble and receive serious or near-fatal injuries just for laughs.---Kids will be kids
2) It is also equally acceptable to mislead someone to jump into raw sewage.---Now that was funny.
3) It makes perfect sense for two people to end up together when the woman shows up for only three scenes.---Romeo was in love wiht Juliet by the second scene she was in......
4) A three year-old is capable of getting into a fish tank that is several feet higher than him.---Clearly, you've enver dealt wiht a three year old...they're capable of ANYTHING
5) Juice from a box is actually a highly corrosive acid.---have you ever read the ingredients? Plus, you know, anythign that gets squirted in yuore eye is painful
6) A man and woman with important government jobs (clearly with good education)
have five children.---How is this not possible?
7) Ducks have ears.---It never said ducks have ears, at elast not that I recall
8) Spinning out of control in a car keeps the bees away.---People do irrational thigns when chased by bees.
9) It is actually legal to keep a farm animal as a pet in a residential zone.---If they have a permit, yes. Plus, considering his job, probably gets away wiht a few thigns most of us can't
10) All grades between K to 12 can be schooled in a single building.---I do beleive the buildings were *beep* to one another. Same grounds, different school sections. Which can be done to some degree in a midsize town, or a twon wiht multiple schools.

Scarface2035
1. You can ride a pink little kids bike following someone your babysitting without getting noticed.---You'd be shocked what you can do without anyone noticing.
2. That vice-principals like "The murninator" are total idiots yet still manage to get the job.---As the Principal said "he has tenure". Doesn't mean he was always an idiot, he just became one.
3. That a navy seals person cant stop a 15 year old form escaping the house.---He didn't need to. He had the device to track them and was confident. PLus...15 year olds are very crafty.
4. That you have invented a military secret device that could bring about death and destruction, yet there are no military guards around.---Well, it was SECRET..I feel that's an importa clue to why they kept it SECRET
5. Boy scouts competing with girl scouts! (That never occurs. I was in boy
scouts. We just compete with other troops of boy scouts.)---I agree, and same story. Troop 303, Southern Jersey
6. Highly trained ninjas cant combat aginst a guy with a broom, and baby powder.---Well, he was pretty highly traiend, new his grounds, and on the defensive....that helps a lot
7. Getting kidnapped to get information about a missle controlling device, yet you never give it to them, and they just shoot you without getting any info. That makes perfect sense.---Yeah...that was kind of stupid. Of course, if the officer was in on it, he must've figured wiht the neighbor ninjas, he had thigns covered.
8. Using the "Peter Panda" dance as the only way to get through a room full of traps.---Well, that's the inventor's perrogative. They prolly told him to use some sort of passcode or something that no one else would know.

1. nobody really recognizes That vin diesel is around.---Seriously? C'mon. Poeple don't exist in their own movies, except Schwarzenneger in last Action Hero.
2. that a paper submerged in crap will still be readable.---Yeah..I dunno about that.
3. That vin diesel never gets killed, even when it's very easy.---Well, he is the star.....
4. that vice-principals are power freaks that intend to harass students, rather than help them.---No, but this one was.
5. that american police will always yell "freeze" and skid to a stop.---I'm pretty sure they're required to take protocol of similar nature to that. Warn the suspect, do not sneak up on the suspct, etc.


I liked this movie, really. It was amazingly better than I expected . I'm alos bored at the moment cuz of my day off, lol, thus the answering of everything....


-----I know the answer blowin in the wind. I also know what it sounds like when doves cry. I rule!

"Funny for those who enjoy dirty diapers, projectile vomiting, and kicks to the groin (retards, animals, and kids under 8), Yes!"

I am insulted. I love this movie (in fact i own it). I am a mother and therefore almost continually knee deep in dirty diapers and projectile vomiting so why the hell would i choose to see any movie if that's all it offered? I'm female obviously and groin kicks are not one of my favourite things to see, and yes....i am way over 8 years old. All I know is that it had me rolling on the floor laughing, not only that but I could relate to everything those kids got up to (and yes, 3 year olds ARE capable of anything). It's a movie my husband, kids and I can all enjoy together. In a world thats so busy, movies like this are a godsend. They allow families to take a couple of hours out of life and just relax...together, and frankly I don't want my life with my kids to be any different.

Jacqui

That duck kicked ass! He took out Shane and the Korean guy. Plus roasted duck is delicious......

Lorilee Gilmore is hot. I would take her over her daughter Rory any day.

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