101 things I learned from watching House of 9 *SPOILERS*

1) A hot chick expects to be served warm, delicious food even when she's kidnapped.

2) Even when you're stuck inside a house with no way out and you could be dead within a few hours or days, it is best to waste time trying to sleep even though you don't feel sleepy instead of trying to find out a way to escape.

3) Fighting over who sleeps with who is an important survival strategy.

4) French artists sleep with their glasses on.

5) If everyone is screaming and banging on the wall trying to escape and you just sit down on a chair and give an eerie grin, you won't look suspicious.

6) If you are stuck in a house with a group of strangers and your ass is on the line because only one person is allowed to survive and receive a $5 million prize, it is tremendously wise to attack and insult the only person with a gun.

7) Nothing will help you escape death more than listening to loud music, drinking, and dirty-dancing with strangers.

8) When French guys are hell-bent on revenge or on a mission to kill someone, they sound like Donald Duck.

9) When you hear a person's message through a speaker stuck on the ceiling, you have to look at the speaker to understand the message.