Ok, i'll start with my most oft repeated
Linda : He tied my 'gina hair in a bow...and let me love him down below.
Oh my GOD, i love it.
Anyone else care to share theirs?
((Heavens to Murgatroid))
Linda : He told me I was special.
Jill : But you know you're not Linda.
((Heavens to Murgatroid))
Jill: I'm not a malicious woman and I will strike down the first person who says that I am.
Not sure of the actual quote, bu it occurrs when Kathy tells Jill about a dog that tried to hump her when she was nine. When Kath says that she was wearing a skirt at the time, Jill reples, "You can't lead them on & then cry rape, Kathy.."
Brilliant..
Linder in the heightened throes of battered, animalistic subservience: "Thank you very much."
share"We'll settle up later, otherwise it just gets nasty"
shareGlen: Is it about the cappucino?
Jill: Partly.
"Four years I've been registered."
"Disabled?"
"No, no, with the dating agency."
Ooh, I just thought of another one
Jill: I had diarrhoea.
Glen: You must of been in there a while, I waited till closing time.
Jill: Mmm, filled the bowl twice over!
I love Jill!
Jill & Linda are being interviewed by the 'guru' Jacques at "The Trees". This is a priceless exchange:
Jacques: Lynda, what do you thing you can bring to "The Trees" as a therapist?
Linda: Sandwiches.... plus, I've had a terrible life... I've been abused...
Jacques: OK, but are you aware of the role you've played in the (Jill cuts in:) This is what I say to her Jacques, she's asking for it... I mean I don't think that there's anything wrong with a man hitting a woman... Not that Terry ever did but then I didn't provoke (Linda immediately cuts in:) I don't provoke Jill (Jill cuts in:) Some people provoke Linda just by being there. There are times that I want to strike you, particularly at the moment...
Lynda: Thank you...
Jacques: OK... (uncomfortable laugh) there's always room for fun... Ahhh... sure. You know, we've always got a clown inside us sometimes.
Jill: I've never done it with a clown.
Linda: I have...
I know that you are a bad machine. That's why the factory keeps you here. Do you know how I know? I know because I'm from the factory. I make the machines.share
Midnight Express (1978)
Jill: "Joy would you mind not breathing around the customers while your dentures are settling in. We're not all fish lovers."
Jill: "Joy, can you see to my fallen woman please." - Cut to an old woman simply lying on the floor!
Jill: "What I would say is... I was abused... It only happened a couple of times... a week... but it was my Uncle... one of the teachers at school, our next door neighbour, the man who delivered the eggs, my Grandad and my auntie Pat. She used to read me a story, lift up her top, and ask me to throw hoops at her nipples. That wasn't too bad, they were very big, not the hoops her... Of course I was just young between 9-15, 16-18, and then nothing again until I was 28 and that was just the eggman, return of. He was very tanned... looked like Kilroy."
Jill: 'God you look old Sue...If you weren't talking I might try and bury you!'
shareLinda: "Should I put it in the front bottom or the back bottom, Jill?"
Jill: "LINDAR!!!!"
Glen: "Technically it was rape, but he didn't press charges."
Glen: "You're Jill Tyrell, you naughty little squirrel, you remind me a bit of my uncle Syril..."
sooooo many more but those are the only ones i can think of right now...
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Oh we'll chase them out of Dover and drown them in the sea!
Linda : He tied my 'gina hair in a bow...and let me love him down below.
The entirity of Jill's attempt at a eulogy for Terry is absolute genious, but there's so many fantastic lines throughout the two series'.
I love Linda and Jill's little exchange outside of Sue's house in the first episode of the second series. Can't remember it exactly, but it's a bit bizarre, with Jill mentioning that Linda lost her virginity to a dog. Linda goes; "It was lovely" and Jill replies "It is lovely, even with a very small dog", just bizarre.
Also love it when Sue enquires to Jill if she knew she was living with a "killer" (Glen) and Jill later comes out with the line; "I'm sure Mrs. Sutcliffe had some smashing days out with Peter when he was having a break from raping".
Also, when Glen says he and Jill are going to be a proper family, "like the Brady Bunch", a misinformed Jill comments; "They should never let them out" lol.
The one my flatmate and I just worship and quote at each other frequently is from the first episode when the dating agency guy shows Jill someone's profile, they stare at the screen and then Jill says:
"...What is that?"
"Four years I've been registered."
"Disabled?"
"No, no, with the dating agency."
I LOVE JULIA DAVIS! Nighty Night is a classic and a permanent addition to my DVD collection, Season 1 and Season 2! Although season 2 got really weird and rather morbidly f ucked up, still funny though!
YOU ARE ALL FORGETTING THE BEST QUOTE:
"Did she take it in the rear Terry? Because I would take it in the rear, given the chance, until I was Blue in the face!!!!!!!" Ahhhhahahahaha
"HI YA KATH!!!!!!!!!!" - That has become permanently apart of my vocab!
What about when Jill sets up to do Kaths Tarot reading and she comes in with a cappacino.
"Hey yar, nice piping hot cappacino"
Kath: "Oh lovely"
Jill: *sluuuuurps* "Awww that is lovely"
Jill: *Sluuuuurps* "Aw, that is nice"
Kath: "How could Don do it to me? Walking around with another womens split pants in his pocket - I mean what sort of women wears things like that"
Jill: "Oh Kathy, I would say quite a sexy lady...Who clearly like to feel the wind beneath her wings"
Gordan, Sue, Kath and Don are all sitting around, ready to go to bed and Jillis still there -
Kath Yawns - Kath: "Aw, Quite exhausted"
Jill: "You do look dreadful Kath, you should go to bed...Absolutely dreadful"
Sue: "I think everyones rather tired Jill"
Jill: "You do look quite rough sue, but then that chest must be exhausted"
Glen: "I've been for registered four years.."
Jill: "Disabled?"
Glen: "No.. I mean the dating site"
Jill: "EVERYBODY PLEASE! I AM NOT AN OCTAPUS"
share"Still a bit bubbly"
shareJill: I'm assuming you had...IBS at your age, Cath?
Sue: Jill, Cherie Blair had a child at forty-seven.
Jill: I know, Sue. Have you seen it?
"Four years I've been registered."
"Disabled?"
"No, no, with the dating agency."
JILL: "Dennis tried to rape me.... In the anus"
shareFabulous Show indeed. Sick but Hillarious!
Cringy but howled at the bit in esisode 1 series 1 where Don & Kathy are cuddling on the bed and she tells him how connected she feels with him again. When he manouvers himself so her head is by his crotch and she looks sideways at his crotch and pauses -
Kathy: Oh, Erm, do you want me to..erm..felate you?
Don: Well, is your neck up to it dya think?
Kathy: I suppose could wear my neck brace!
CRACKS ME UP!
Also when Jill is at Terrys bedside in the hospital and she's quizzing him -
Jill: Did she take it up the rear then?....Cos you know, I would take it up the rear till I am blue in the face given half the chance!
Also is the sex shop when she bumps into Glen Bulb after doing a runner from the date. Jill picks up a double ended dildo.
Glen: Goodness,some women must have very large..erm..
Jill : Mines tiny.
Glen: Oh?
Jill: Its like a cats anus!
Played with such conviction!
I LOVE IT!!
Jill: Excuse me, do you do a cappuccino?
Nurse: Sorry, no.
Jill: [disgusted] She's a nasty piece of work.
"Four years I've been registered."
"Disabled?"
"No, no, with the dating agency."
'It's all there, you can read'
Jill: hmm...linda can't.
Linda: I am reading that book of letters, Jill
Jill: Yeh, that's the alphabet Linda
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"...but Terry wanted to be selfish, and I must respect that to the letter."
"Four years I've been registered."
"Disabled?"
"No, no, with the dating agency."
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I love how she follows the "I don't mean blowjob Cath" with "Although he is quite partial" lol.
Also, on the deleted scenes for series two, the whole Suzanne chat show segment, although a bit of a mess and completely not what you'd expect from Julia, there are some good lines scattered throughout.
I particularly like the one with the host asking if she'd any suspicions of Glen's murderous side to which Jill replies;
"No. But then I'd never spent any time with a Scottish person before"
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Yeah - lots of good lines you can pull from that scene. I half saw a line about a single coming up though, still hilarious though.
I can't understand why they just continued on with that chat show scene though - you can tell it's all improv - must have a right bastard for the editor to try and cut together before he evidently just gave up.
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Yeah, I've always thought that of series 2. Series 2, overall, seems like outtakes from series one. I think it's because the 1st series was so well plotted and tight, series 2 (when they had a bit of fun) pales a bit.
It's just that they had Jill doing too much in the second series. They should have tied it down more like with the first. Still a laugh now, still a great deal hilarious lines, but yah; I agree, first time watch of series 2 and you're grabbing for a half decent line for fear Nighty Night has lost it's way.
*As Jill throws cury over the floor to pretend shes giving birth
Glen: Oh my god Jill, its all coming out,theres some potato, and a carrot too, oh what should I do Jill?