I wanna be pretty woman!

big red wavy hair...check
gawky......check
behind on rent...check
friendly with street people...check
doesn't know how to behave in a fancy restaurant (or apparently anywhere in public)....check
uptight gentleman in a tie....check

i'm sure a shopping spree where sales people are rude is just around the corner.


but I will never know because I have to stop watching this pile of crap now.