This movie was amazingly good....i bought it randomly just for the value of seeing Bill Goldberg as Santa Claus and it turned out to be a perfect movie....how can you not sit down and enjoy every second of this movie?
sharei am going to ignore that post seeing as you were completly stoned when you wrote it. this movie was awful, no discussion necessary. santa's fate was decided by curling?!! seriously?!? wtf?!?!?!?!?!
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hmmm, nope. juest because you liked a movie (have no idea why you are so retarded) doesn't mean it is good. there is a tremendous difference between a movie being good and liking it. maybe you should learn that. that is why we have guilty pleasres.
shareHey alexanderman,
Leave him alone. Man, I wish I could fight you with a stripper pole right now. Or better yet, shoot a fireball out of my mouth and light your hair on fire. The movie got snubbed at the academy awards and thats all there is to it. You probably one of those pricks who likes movies like Shindlers List or The Godfather.
While I'm at it alexanderman, if that is what your parents call you, why don't you go drown in eggnog. I would enjoy throwing a christmas star at your back right now.
sharemaybe you should learn how to spell haha, by marking it 10 out of 10 i believe i was implying that it was a good movie, not just the fact that i liked it... and its ironic that you talking about guilty pleasures haha, cause this movie sure felt like one.
sharethat's what i said. it is your guilty pleasre, you like it but it is bad. show me one good review of it, you can't. your a prick who throws around insults because he can't back up his claim. so shut up, go to hell, and learn how to tell what a good insult is.
p.s. those movies are good unlike this piece of trash, how can you possibly say they're not? and i said that because you like the movie it is not good. just because you cant tell that, that makes you a dumb ass.
lmao, your so pathetic lol
sharejust because you say so doesn't make it so. your the one who likes a *beep* movie and can't face it.
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haha lol *OWNED*. great comment/come back.
shareIt is a bad movie. But it is one of those so bad it's good films. Yes, it is a guilty pleasure indeed. This movie looked funny as hell, from the opening scene I watch on youtube.
shareNo such thing as a guilty pleasure. If you like it you like it. Simple as that. I thought this was a really stupid film, but man, was it a fun stupid film. Of course, it's no Silent Night Deadly Night, but it seems that everyone involved had a good time making it.
PUNISH!!!
NAUGHTY!!!
alexander your a dumbass. this movie was the *beep*
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perhaps I'm mistaken but this film was humorous? like not serious or to be taken lightly? hell it was full of one liners, dumb situations, stupid brutal killings ... if cinema can't bring some enjoment, it's not entertainment anymore!
shareOMG, someone has a different opinion me, they must die!
shareTHIS MOVIE IS AMAZING! LIGHTEN UP. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE THE OLD LADY AT THE BEGINNING!!
shareGuess I'm officially dead, then. I give this POS a one, only because you can't go any lower.
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I bet some people around here believe this movie is true.
I thoroughly enjoyed it!
shareWe all just have to face the fact, that our taste in movies are different. No need to get all homicidal about it.
But anyway, I like movies who are just made for one reason, and one reason alone.. To entertain the audience. I don´t wanna sit and think to long about a movie, and point out all it´s flaws and stuff. And if you´re like me, you´ll definetley love Santa´s slay. Just sit back, don´t think about it, in fact, put your brain on stand-by, and enjoy it for what it is.. A non-serious comedy..
Nah man that's where you're wrong. Baseketball was a non serious comedy, Night at the Roxbury was a non serious comedy. This movie pissed away it's entire budget on Kattan, Gayheart and Bill Goldberg. It has almost as much of a storyline as Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, and Superhero Movie.. Almost. I haven't seen Shindler's list or Godfather, but, for the most part, when critics say a movie's good, it's good; give the Dark Knight or No Country for example. This movie was just the *beep* they scraped off the bottom of the barrel, right after they got done making Friday the 13th Part 50, this was all they could muster up. So yeah, this movie blows, and don't rent it, because it'll take an hour and a half out of your life that you'll never get back. I'll leave ya with this thought, when was the last time you saw an ex-wwe superstar at the oscars. The answer's "Never", and the reason is because of movies like Santa's Slay, Doom, and The Marine.
shareomfg I couldn't agree more. If you have seen the marine and are still stupid enough to watch this dog/s/hh/i/t, congratulations; you deserve to watch it. If you can get past the cheesey vomit-inducing dialouge, the action and special effects are embarrassing. On top of that the actors are fourth rate because all the respectable ones know a wwe movie will *beep* their careers beyond recognition. Only little boys, young and old, enjoy this *beep* If you watch this movie at least have the decency not to admit you did to anyone.
shareJames Caan did a cameo. Just saying.
share When I see a title like "The Marine", "Santa's Slay", "Doom", etc., along with the packaging, I know full well what I'm in for. With movies such as these, it's about a body count and gratuitous violence, and I do love me some death and destruction. That being said, no actor in any of these felt they were making a landmark cinema piece, or even a tourist destination cinema piece. They did it because they got paid to, they enjoy the movie making experience, and it gets their face on the silver screen (or on your television screen, whichever). If you're looking for dynamite acting, multi-million dollar effects, and a sensible, well written plot/dialogue, I have no idea why you're in this thread (I mean really, it's Goldberg playing a demonic Santa Claus, what were you expecting???).
What gets me the most, much like the poster I'm responding to, is when someone here tries to give advice such as "If you have seen the marine and are still stupid enough to watch this dog/s/hh/i/t, congratulations; you deserve to watch it." The poster has seen The Marine, then decided to go for Santa's Slay. If you didn't like The Marine, why go for a lower budget comedy horror with the same level of actor, and expect Shawshank? If you like titles such as House of 1000 Corpses, Bride of Chucky, Jack Frost (not the comedy, the horror version), you'll probably at least be entertained for the duration of the movie. If those kinds of flicks just aren't your bag, again, why are you in this thread?
Honestly fellas, if you can't tell from the cover art/screen shots, the plot description on the back, and the lack of "A" list actors that this movie may not be up to your cinematic standards, you're probably going to harm yourself typing these posts. Keyboards have sharp corners and use electricity, not to mention that you have to take off your mittens to type. Go have some cookies and catch up on Sesame Street reruns before you hurt yourself. The rest of us enjoy a good diversion from the usual, and it doesn't get much more unusual than this.
I give it 9 out of 10 B-level stars, and I'd like to extend my thanks to all the actors, who had to dress up in clothes that aren't theirs, wear makeup, and act like they're someone else for a few months, all just to entertain us for 90 minutes.
Actually, The Rock was at the oscars last year. Maybe you should do a little research once in a while..
shareThe movie was good in all its silliness.
sharei don't think anyone could (or at least should) be able to argue that this movie was in any way GOOD...now, "enjoyable", on the other hand, that's something else. as amazingly, shockingly gawdawful as this flick is, it's absolutely hilarious, and well worth my $1.50 purchase at Blockbuster :P
cheers
KZ
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Gotta say, was expecting utter pants but actually really enjoyed it in a B-movie fabulous kinda way :D
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This is in my top 10 Christmas movie of all time list. Right between It's a Wonderful Life and The Bishop's Wife.
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