Gun-Crazy Farmer Dude
Oh man, there has never been a greater character than the gun guy. I mean, he was the total package.
Like Cows?
-Gun Crazy Farmer Dude has cows.
Hate Corporate America?
-Gun Crazy Farmer Dude will say what you had on your mind, but were too afraid to say.
Hate Stupid CGI abominations?
-Gun Crazy Farmer Dude will blast them right out of the scene.
Love Guns?
-Gun Crazy Farmer Dude has a whole ton of them.
Like big explosions?
-Gun Crazy Farmer Dude will plant them, and deliver.
Hate sheriffs that are in the pockets of crooked businessmen?
-Gun Crazy Farmer Dude will pretend to be trying to help them, but then just give up and let them be consumed by the CGI terrors.
Yes, GCFD is truly the greatest movie character... EVER.