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... This could be the worst movie ever made... and i love it

posted 17 years ago by domichan86
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I wish that there were strong enough words to describe the sheer horror that is this movie. I wish I had the talent, nah... the supernaturally awesome vocabulary and diction it would take to describe this movie in words. But I don’t; even the strongest adjective and nouns fall short of the horror that is this movie... and I bought it.

This movie violated me in ways I could only describe to a police officer using a doll. The gore was exaggerated and messy, the acting was terrible, and the whole story line must have been written by a retard monkey with disciplinary issues with one hand holding a crayon and the other its own feces.

Still, it’s the quintessentially useless horror movie for bad movie buffs and cult collectors to gather into their collections.

The movie does deserve credit for the drug preparation scenes. It's accurate; I've been around enough meth addicts to know, and the main character actually looks strung out. I applaud the accuracy of those scenes but I have to wonder where and when did a Jackhammer become a WMD?

[–] Flowbeer 17 years ago

Great review - just got it and plan on watching it tonight! Hope it's as cheesy & gross as you say it is! ;-)

"The film which you are about to see is an account of a tragedy that befell a group of five youths..."

[–] Erotophonophilliac 16 years ago

It trespasses into awesomeness, doesn't it?

Watched with a friend and we were just about to turn it of when... something happened.

That something was Rachel Rotten, who just sat there with her naked pierced titties just hanging out with her. Maybe she had a line. After that we were hooked till the end. Like watching a slow train drive off a broken bridge.

There are so many great questions to ask while watching this movie: Why does it feel like we're watching gay porn? How many people are going to walk into this warehouse? Why does nobody notice the bodies/ blood/ jack hammer noises? Will his extension cord ever run out? How does that guy know so much about drugs, just by tasting tem? Why are these people taking there shirts off, it's not gay porn is it?

It deserves a drinking game.