If only we could vote zero....
what a piece of garbage.
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The thing that was so funny was the part that he had a freakin' very, very long extension cord on that jackhammer killer thing. I mean he took that thing everywhere and except for one time, it never got unplugged. Also, any kind of jackhammer is a loud SOB and the film did not reflect that. I guess the film was trying to show drugs can be addicting but it was freakin funny because it was so poorly executed either on purpose or not - I dunno.
Another funny thing was almost all the females and males showed skin. I was bursting out laughing when the "inventory crew" went into the building and the gal says here take this paper and pencil to inventory everything on the shelves. Typing it here sounds 100% better than the way she told them to do it. ROFLMFAO and the Viper RT/10 with the guy using the club on it - I mean WTF? was the movie set when they still paid $50,000 if your car was stolen with The Club being used - LOL.
William are you here?
shareI also thought it was funny how they totally overlooked the fact that a jackahmmer is not electrice. It's pneumatically powered i.e. requires an air compressor. And what the hell? Your buddy ODs so your life turns to NOTHING? Big deal. Pull your crap together and just be happy they somehow didn't get back around to you. And yeah, I thought The Club on the Viper was a nice touch. AND it had an alarm system! I'm also wondering why people didn't just knock the jackhammer out of the way. It's not like it's a gun or a chainsaw where they could get cut or it could accidentally fire. I've never used a jackhammer, so I can't say for sure, but it seems like it would only be effective if you could pin your victim against something - like the guy at the beginning who got his face jackhammered. But then there was the boss, Boris, who had his hands up and was pleading for his life. Just knock the tip out of the way. What are you afraid of - getting someone else's blood/ guts on you or a little dirt. Gimme a break! It was worth a few laughs at the very least. If anyone else likes these kind of crappy horror films, check out Terror Toons.
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