Why does the white guy never play?

The answer is in your post. ;-)

Nah, seriously. He was just a roster filler. Maybe coach threw him on the floor for a couple minutes garbage time, but that's it. Maybe he just wasn't very good.

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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?

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He looked big, gumpy and slow.

They probably should have made him a good-rebounding power forward, but they would have had to spend 10 more minutes of the movie explaining it.



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4) You ever seen Superman $#$# his pants? Case closed.