5 years?


Why? Iv seen about 3 min so far and already it's the funniest stuff Iv seen all year. Wonder how much other cool stuff the americans are hiding. I think it was Bush who didn't want anyone to know about the onion web site, it's clearly where all the REAL news come from. And we all know what would have happened to Bush if any REAL news got out. Thats right, he would have been walking right behind Saddam on their way to be executed.

My brilliant brain can always find the most obvious answers and state them very unclearly for all to misinterpret.

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Weve got five years, stuck on my eyes
Five years, what a surprise
Weve got five years, my brain hurts a lot
Five years, thats all weve got
Weve got five years, what a surprise

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The Americans are hiding your brain.

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yea, why don't you worry about your own country for once.

...and everybody always wonders why Americans are so arrogant. lol

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You are the ones that say the President of America is the leader of the free world, so since I live in the free world I can say whatever I want. Besides I have no reason to worry about my country where not the ones who'll end up whit Sarah Palin as President and then bomb the free world into submission. God I hope Japan grows some new balls and nuke you, we'll call it a preemptive strike. Just in case your hiding biological weapons in Alaska. You people elected Bush twice, are you sure you should be allowed to vote without an IQ test. And nobody wonders why your arrogant, it's because your confusing the word whit ignorant. Your like that fat chick that walks around the school yard whit her nose in the air thinking she is so hot. If the USA don't fall over and die soon I fear for all of us in the real free world. How is that for trolling. Just because my joke wasn't all that funny don't mean you have to go all patriotic/idiotic on on me, no wonder you guys are always getting into wars you can't finish.

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