What is it with all these teen/college party movies with...

...NO FRICKIN NUDITY WHATSOEVER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

What happened to the glory days of the mid-80s when you could see some of the hottest girls in Hollywood - TOPLESS!!!! And not just 1 or 2 but dozens!

Eve and Patty and the 2 sorority sisters who ended up fighting were frickin HOT!!!!! I wanted to SEE some of that!

I forget the girl's name who the brown-haired guy was banging but she was frickin hot too!

I'm getting really tired of sitting through 90 minutes of this and not seeing one single breast!

*grumble*