No No No! M Night Shyamalan is a fool! How cheeky can the man be to present his debut a an M Night Shymalan film - Like we should know who he is! How can you be frightened by a man that looks like he works in a book shop? His films are atrociously contrived works that hinge on maybe ten seconds of film, the rest is filler. How cheeted I felt that I sat though the sixth sense for THAT twist. When writing the man must start with the twist and then work out how to fill 90mins, the result is arse gravey. His films could be cut to fifteen with very little difficulty and still make sense and still have the desired effect. Besides that ALL of his films work in exactly the same way. You want a good director look to Kubric - his genius was in the fact that he could present many genre of film in various, exciting, and often seminal prose. Unlike Shyamalan who reruns the same film in various and quite often ridiculous formats. He is a sham hoaky director - who should not be held in any regard other than a slightly off beat blockbuster churner.
By the way he killed my dog also. Frisky could not use a gun but he was trained in the mystical ways of the ninja. Even his woo-dan mind control powers where no match from the bordom of village. I weep over his ramshakle grave every night the nasel whine of laughter ringing in my ears... All I can do is collapse to my knees, shake my fists at the sky and and curse HIS name. 'One day Shyamalan... One day'.
'I see... a bad film, nooooooooo...'
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cameramon1
18 years ago
i see that you dont know anything about movies, plot, or developing a script at all...
you have a better idea for a movie? write it and get it made, otherwise sit back and just relise how much work went in to making that film. he is an amazing film maker and you only need half a brain to see it.
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bezdancing
18 years ago
Well I'm open to debate, but please do that. Tell me the points that you disagree with! Its no good to tell me that I dont know anything about movies plot or developing a script. I'm happy to discuss charator development and natative form if you tell me what it is you think I dont know about.
P.S. I'm sorry about your unfortunate condition of having half a brain, life must be terrably frustrating. I believe that this condition may be the reason that you like his films.
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stephamanga
18 years ago
"P.S. I'm sorry about your unfortunate condition of having half a brain, life must be terrably frustrating. I believe that this condition may be the reason that you like his films."
Hello, talk about offending to those with only half a brain! Really!
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bezdancing
18 years ago
I appologise profusly for any offence caused to those with half a brain. I have come to realise that even those with half a brain could not like shyamalans films. Again I apologise sincerly. I have discovered from Dr Carbuncle's extensive research paper, "the effect of Shyamalan over the spectrum of the intellgentista", that only people with less than seven brain cells (sceptcelliods)could ever enjoy his films.
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