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What I learned from Baptists at our Barbecue...

posted 15 years ago by breakfastbrat101
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1. In this setting, boy baptists are stereotypically uneducated hicks who like to shoot things, throw rocks, grow unkempt beards, and make fun of poor Mormon folk. They also rip people off by overcharging for slushies.
2. In this setting, girl baptists wear gaudy cross necklaces, dress like tramps, and lie about family skin diseases.
3. If you used to be an "active" member but decide to leave and move into the woods - you will go crazy.

Aaaauuhh (exasperated sigh) - - we know we know. You guys are the one TRUE church... but do you have to be so condescending and pretentious about it?

DR. EVIL:"Congratulations num-nuts! You've successfully turned me into a friggin' Jack-In-the-Box."

[–] ashcooney 14 years ago

I just wanted to point out that:
1. I think everyone was rather hick like, only one character shoots things. tartan is a mormon and throws rocks, not all the baptists had beards, not all the baptists made fun of the mormons, and the slushy guy wasnt a baptist.
2. I dont remember the necklace or skin disease, but those characteristics were probably also limited to one character, and only one dressed a bit on the trampy side.
3. if you are referring to rich, he wasnt a mormon.