This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I've not seen the whole movie because I get the obvious disability of everything just seeing some of the scenes.
Keep manipulating people with your comments. You know what I mean.
Human beings, don't watch stupid movies.
On the other hand I thought this was one great, hilarious b movie. I can't begin to fathom how someone cannot like this.
-Mike
"Let's make some art!"
This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It's not even that it was a low budget flick. The direction is the worst I've ever seen. This is awful. Seriously, were the actors given any direction? This goes beyond bad acting. It just looks like the director stood back and did absolutely nothing. Was this director by committee? This year at the school where I teach we allowed the first graders to take turns carrying a super 8 camera and filming three to five minutes each. Guess what? Each and every one of those 28 beautiful children made movies that were far better directed than this steaming pile of dung. And these kids aren't prodigys. Two of them have severe learning disabilities. Maybe the producers of this movie should have hired one of them instead. This is pathetic. Just garbage. I hope to forget this movie soon, which shouldn't be incredibly difficult considering the elementary level of filmmaking and screenwriting involved. Garbage. Just pure unadulterated garbage. To whoever directed this movie, I hate you. Do you know why? Because you just wasted thirty-seven minutes of my life that I can never get back! (Yes, only thirty-seven minutes. Didja really think I could have gotten through the whole stinking movie?)
shareYes, let's hate people for making things we don't like, that's a good thing to teach your students.
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Haha, you called this director a prodigy for making a B movie...Your statement makes absoulty no sense.....With a name like yours, your kids would probably laugh at you..RickyMartinFanNumbaOne...Although your statement is quite amusing. I think it's the reason I continue to read IMDB. For crazy outlandish posts like this one.
But like i said before, it was good late night movie. Shame on you for thinking it would be a saturday night main movie.
Dr.Angus "Meat meets mushroom, butt meets seat"
PSU190,
She didn't call the director a prodigy, she said her kid's weren't prodigys which is mispelled, I'm not disagreeing with your questioning of her teaching abilities, I'm hoping it's a woman. She lacks much of the formal education that a person teaching children should have. Let's just hope she teaches pre-school. Seriously though, PSU, you can't say this movie was GOOD, it was horrible. Even the nudity couldn't make up for it. Even for a B movie, it's bad, and that's horrible. How about when the janitor kneels down to tie his shoelace, then elbows the sergeant in the stomach. I mean, some things in this movie were unneccessarily stupid. Which leads one to believe they were done on purpose. Which, alright, let's say the director shot this movie the way he did intentionally. Assuming this, then I ask WHY? Why on earth would he do this? To intentionally make a movie that has absolutely no merit makes no sense. I can't believe the ladies in the movie act that poorly, I mean we're talking one take for the whole movie, and about 4 hours to memorize lines. Or, maybe the actors were just incredibly stupid people that were willing to fill lead roles for under $4,000, which I bet is the case. This movie was probably made for under $25,000. Most of it went towards buying the crap monster second hand from the set of some sixties B horror movie. Given all that I can think of, the director had to basically say just like Ricky Martin Fan said, sit back and let everything just happen. He did not assist at all in the direction of the characters, nor did he choose camera angles that would add any value to the shots, with the exception of maybe 2 scenes, both containing breasts. So I have determined...
THIS MOVIE IS VALUELESS.
i agree ,great film and was also quite funny
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I have a soft spot for one of the actresses because I used to know her... And I loved her... Now... I don't know...
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Feeding homeless babes to some freaking pod is one thing, but they have to strip first?!