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100 things I learned from bee movie


100. bee's can duel
99. Mosquitos could be lawyers

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98. Whale blood is the bomb
97. Ray Loita's honey is 50% off

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96. They'll work you to death (or at least they'll try).
95. Bees have jobs like taking the crud out


~"My son got into DeVry."
~"What'd he have to do, open the door?"

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94.Sting's real name is Gorden M. Sumner.
93.A bees stinger can be replaced by a plastic sword.
92.A ring on your toe is like wearing a hat on your knees.
91.Roses can't do sports.
90.No one can resist the heart that is urining.




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89.We all know what bears do in the woods

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88. There are enough bees in a single hive to lift a plane.

87. Bees can lift a plane.

86. Bees can't fly in the rain.

85. Humans have good enough hand-eye co-ordination to be able to repeatedly slap a bee's face without actually moving it through the air.

84. Bees can surf in toilet bowls.

83. Bees can use their antenna like a mobile phone.

82. Beehives are like the Tardis.

81. Bees can fall in love with humans.

80. The most popular fantasy for a bee is to have a spider girlfriend, on account of their 8 legs being hugely attractive for some reason.

79. Crickets can keep a bee up all night.

78. Queen bees are elected democratically.

77. Being able to eat with chopsticks doesn't count as a special skill.

76. Bees get stuck to tennis balls.

75. A bee's limit is about 75 pages.

74. Chicks dig pollen.



Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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73. Bees invented honey--only bees can make honey.

72. Male bees are not drones. They can become workers just as easily.

71. Beekeepers always laugh evilly amongst themselves as they discuss their latest beekeeping technology.

70. Bees are the only thing in the world that can sting, that's why using the word "sting" is stealing from bee-culture.

69. Bees are the only way for flowers to pollinate.

68. If a tree's flower doesn't get pollinated, the tree will wither and die.

67. As soon as you pollinate their flowers, withered trees will turn green again. This effect is instantaneous.

66. A win in the US court will allow the ruling to apply to every single country in the world.

65. You can pollinate all the various species of flower with the pollens from roses.

64. Most of the bugs on your windshield aren't dead, they're just hitching a ride.

63. Cows are the only animals that are milked by humans.

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62. Bees are horny for humans.

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61. Bees have several things in common with Jewish humans. Their relationships with their parents, for one. And a very similar sense of humour.

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NO! Mosquitoes can't be lawyers but Lawyer are bloody sucking parasites with brief cases.

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Were just learning Lawyers are the long standing descendents aof Mosquitos,, i've known that most of my life.

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1. my 3 year old brother likes to pretend hes in the movie and hits people at the tennis ball part

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61. It sucked

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60. Bees wear shirts but no pants.

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59. Bee flight is magical. They really aren't able to fly, so it isn't much of a stretch for them to be able to lift a jetliner.

--
Drake

FYI



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58. A perfect report card for a bee includes all B's.
57. Bees are the most advanced society on Earth.

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56. Some "Drag queens" can get away with being Queen bees.
55. If a man fixing a light sees you talking to a bee, he may fall of his ladder.
54. If you are employed as a "mixer", some you work so hard that you continue mixing at home.
53. When bees die, a new job opportunity opens up.
52. If a fly/ bee plays dead, they won't be wiped away with the window wiper.
51. Bees spend just 3 days at school and 3 days at university. Graduation lasts less than a minute.
50. Bees can surf in a flushing toilet... On a nail file.
49. Bees ruin Kens life and yoghurt night!

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48. It is a common practice for bees to name their children using puns.
47. Crickets and bees are capable of having intercourse.
46. Bees can swim in honey but can't fly in the rain.
45. Bees don't have compound eyes.
44. Ken has issues.
43. Nicotine is bad.

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42: Bees have only four limbs (wings not included).

41: If at an airport, security will ask bees to remove their stingers.

40: It's perfectly OK to steal a float filled w/ flowers & stash them in the cargo hold of an airliner.

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39. Barry hasn't left the hive before but knows what a box kite is.

38. Bees can speak English AND Spanish.

37. Bees have electricity.

36. Bees wear helmets when gathering nectar.

35. Shower heads have a 'Lethal' setting.

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34. Bees can distinguish between "yellow-and-black" and "black-and-yellow".

33. Winnie the Pooh was shot for the completion of this movie. In the movie, they said he'll be fine, but rumours are that he died off camera.

32. Helicopters have to lean in to hear what a bee is saying more clearly.

31. Bees have 2 eyes, not 5. Wikipedia is wrong again.

30. Bees drive miniature cars which run on honey, a viable engine fuel.

29. Bees are smart enough to win lawsuits with the country's greatest lawyers, but are incapable of understanding how a window works.

28. Bees require human-sized hospital beds.

27. The "last flowers in the world" will be used for a PARADE and not extensive scientific research and restoration of Earth's plant life to save humanity from extinction.

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26. All cars have odd proportions but everything else is human scale.
25. They make adult sized baby walker things.
24. Although all bees are related they still have parents.
23. People don't give a *beep* about talking animals but get mad when they bring race into things.
22. Bees can fly as fast as a Jet.
21. Radars work in 3D.
20. Bees can survive being in an engine.
19. Bears can just walk into a court without anyone stopping him.
18. Anything can sue anyone, even if you are an object/ insect that just revealed to the world you can talk.
17. The air intake for cars is right behind the radiator.
16. There is nothing stopping an insect, dime or any other object from going from the air intake straight into the engine of a car.
15. Winnie the Pooh is "real".

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