memorable quotes


I don't know how to suggest these,but here's one of my favourites
Anji ( whilst giving a bed-bath)" funny how when they take out your right kidney the scar is on the left, isn't it?"

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Anji again "If i wanted to work with a load of twats i'd have become a Gynacologist"

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Kate: "What about the hair, I backcombed it a bit?"
Anji: "It's fine, makes you look like you've got a really big brain"

Charlotte: "She stole my baby name!"
Samantha: "You Bitch!"

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One of my favourite quotes is from series two episode five. The scene where Beth is beating Jamie up and Kate, Lia, Anji, McManus and Callum are trying to pull her off him. A patient who is under the illusion that a frozen chicken is her Baby, taps McManus angrily on the shoulder and says:

Patient. You've woken the baby up.
McManus. Snatches the chicken off her and kicks it across the ward, "ITS A F UCKING CHICKEN, YOU F UCKING FRUIT LOOP!!!"

The look on the womans face when her "baby" goes sliding across the floor is hilarious.

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Yeah, thats a classic scene.

Seeing is Believing,
Hearing is Receiving,
A Deaf and Blind World that I Don't Believe in.

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Lia: look up nurse in the dictionary-picture of Kate

Charlotte:"She stole my baby name!"
Samantha:"You bitch!"

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When Beth's made at Jamie in Season 1 for stealing her thunder about the right-left kidney thing...

"He is unbe-f ucking-lievable."
Anji:"Hmm, I guess he might look pretty fit in a kilt."



Two hot guys, a blonde, a penguin and a badger...how could we not love it???

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Anji in Series 2 "I've got a warty fanny". Classic.

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beth - 'spunkbubble'

I've seen ugliness, now show me something pretty

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Hey i'm needing help with finishing a quote.
It's in the most recent series. And it has Beth in the scene and someone ask's her 'What did your last slave die of?' But i've forgotten her answer. Can anyone help? :)

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lol yer i can remember which bit you mean but i can't remember what the reply was. i'll try and remember

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Lia - 'Nice one Sally, dressing my daughter up like a *forking* Cheeky Girl'... or something to that effect!

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hey the answer is 'disobediance'.

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In the last episode:

EMMA: "I called her a cringing apologist for neo-fascist imperialism… and a fat arsed tart with saggy tits and a mangy ruche"

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There are so many funny one liners, Lia seems to have the most!

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beth said she sacked her for disobedience

I've seen ugliness, now show me something pretty

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