Comically Bad Film
This is so bad I can’t wait to see the third film. What do actors think when they receive scripts like this? “What a pile of p**, but that’s another £250k in the bank”
shareHere's a few actors and what they were probably thinking...
Eddie Murphy: "Wow this is awesome! Now I think I'll write a few movies that are even more brain-dead than this one and make lots of money off them! Her-killees! Her-killees! Her-killees!"
Rob Schneider: "I don't have to ride that *beep*ing Adam Sandler's coattails anymore, and look how versatile I can be! I can play a hot chick, an animal, a man-whore, a stapler... hey these are good ideas! Gotta write some of this down."
Jackie Chan (in Chinese): "Haha this is excrement. But, I don't even have to do good stunts they can just use CGI and this is just for Americans anyway, so *beep* it. I wonder what words really ARE coming out of Chris Tucker's mouth?"
Jake Gyllenhall (looks at script closely, blinking): "What. The. Hell???? Ah heck, I'll do it. At least nobody will ever say I'm typecast."
Samuel Jackson: "No *beep*ing way, man!" But later on, looking at a glowing suitcase: "Yeah, we happy..."