100 things we learned watching CWTK
1. When Tim Allen is involved, you have hardware, and need to set up your lights all around, expect carnage, explosions and unconventional injuries.
2. This is not the first time that Tim Allen has hanged upside down from a rope by his legs and had to swing there a little while a brunette wife is with him on the by his side before he gets cut down.
3. If you decide to skip Christmas, nobody will leave you alone, everyone will hound you until you give in---or don't. Actually, your daughter needs to call at the last minute. Scratch that.
4. It's not Santa Claus, it's Marty Clause.
5. You really need an umbrella!
6. Spike is a bad little elf!
7. Nora and Luther Krank have decided to skip Christmas, and they get their picture on the front page of the newspaper---like a tabloid!
8. Luther couldn't get any wetter! What does he need an umbrella for now?!
9. Leave it to the Malcolm In The Middle---[younger brother] to actually trust a criminal in the backseat of a police car and set him free.....
10. Mary doesn't understand how you just can't do Christmas?
11. Candi heard bad news about Bev......
12. Aubie is worried about Mrs. Krank's Christmas cards!
13. Some people cannot be reasoned with! We call them neighbors!
14. Never, ever try to talk to your neighbor in the middle of the night while he's been harassing you nonstop, while your other neighbor and his whole family are outside putting up Christmas lights. When you turn around to make your point, they will vanish like ghosts.
15. They may have vanished like ghosts, but then they'll be back the very next morning
16. Don't step on the tail of your neighbor's cat
17. You can't skip Christmas without getting the whole town involved calling you selfish and evil everyday, everywhere you go!
18. If your freeze your neighbor's cat with a hose during a storm, the cat will survive unharmed.
19. WE SKIP CHRISTMAS! TOTAL BOYCOTT!
20. Nothing compares to a store bought can of Hickory Honey Ham!