Funny lines............


Any funny lines?

When Jay Mohr asked for 10 thousand dollars for the ransom and Malcom says "You kidnapped Malcolm King not Bobby Brown" line was kinda funny.

MM

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I did sort of enjoy the "How's my energy level now?!" line from Jay's character when he was going crazy and beating up Timmy.... and pretty much anything the dumb cop said. But other than that it was hard to find things that were worth mentioning about this film...

~Kara

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well mine isnt really a phrase/line, m0re 0f an act. I like the part when Jay M. hands Malcolm the t v dinner, and then hes like "that t00k me 6-8 minutes t0 c00k" and then Malc0lm is like "well thats h0w l0ng u can take t0 get this *beep* away fr0m me" and he kickes the f00t like a lil girl..haha i just th0ught that was funny the way he kicked it

0pin0ns are like butt h0les...every0ne has 0ne, gawsh!

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Jay Mohr's sequence after Malcolm says he is not crazy. Just the way he looks at the camera at the beginning is funny. Best moment in the movie...

Claude: Why you gotta say some nasty *beep* like that?

Ray: BECAUSE I'M NASTY *beep*

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Before his crazy sequence when he "allegedly" whips out his d!ck at the pawn shop.

"Ohh! Back again? You bring another tool?" I died.

"God be with you, Frank."
"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."

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OH, also when they say he finally lost his virginity, after the say man-butt slappin Herb was his cellmate

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Nicole Ari Parker's meltdown at the meeting:

"I got a recipe [For Success] for you Mr. King! It's yo' crusty lips...and my black ass!"







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