Who writes this crap? Isn't a bed or a couch much more comfortable for spontaneous sex? The time you spend cleaning up the mess could be better spent screwing Scarlet again - or at least that is the way I would have done it!
shareEh, youngsters these days! There was a time when a man couldn't call himself one unless he screwed a hot girl (preferably femme fatale) on a dinner table.
I am the rocker, I am the roller, I'm an ooouta-controller!
It's all about the spontaneous part and who it is.
shareYou've obviously lead a very sheltered life if you're more worried about keeping the room clean, rather than spontaneous sex. Don't knock the dining room table - as far as locations go, that one tends to be sturdy and usually the perfect height.
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