Dear Diary.
And so begins another chapter in the life story of 'Jack Spicer! Evil Boy Genius'!
As my previous six volumes have concluded I have chronicled my adventures since the age of five. Of course, no one knew I could read, let alone write....
But that is beside the point! My chronicles are of my tears and toil, of my dreams and....woes?
Yes, woes. Woes that just may be coming anew. As I said before, a new chapter in my life has begun and I am not entirely certain where it will lead me.
It all started when I received a puzzle box from my dad, who'd been in Hong Kong for the last three weeks. The moment I solved it, however, a weird looking purple ghost lady popped out. She's in the same 'take over the world' business as me! Cool, huh? Apparently she's been trapped in that box for an ubber long time. She said she could school me in the proper ways of evil doing. Like I need help. I am Jack Spicer! Evil Boy Genius!
But I'll allow her to hang around and learn a little something from me, of course.
Anyway, she told me all about these magical items called Shen Gong Wu, then drug me off to find this weird little coin. I found it, of course, but I also found something else. Rivals. An actual enemy! Can you believe it? I'm well on my way now! I actually have Nemesis's! Kinda exciting, actually.
But the day didn't end there. By no means did it end. While I managed to get the coin, they wound up getting the next item. What happened after that, however, was weird. A third wu popped up, a real cool one called the Eye of Dashi. From what the old hag ghost told me it could prove real useful in the future. But the little bald cheese head, Omi, got it the same time as me, that was when the real weird stuff happened. They call it a Xiaolin Showdown. The magic of the items disrupts the spacial characteristics of the environment, thus creating a new environment especially for the showdown. That would be awesome if I could manipulate the magic. It was the weirdest, most annoying, yet awesome thing that's every happened to me! It was scary, yet it was awesome! How many times have I said awesome now?
Who cares. The point is, I used that mantis flip coin and ruled!
Until that little cheese head had the nerve to depance me! Can you believe it?! What kind of cheap move was that!? So not fair! I'm the only one allowed to use cheap moves! I'm the bad guy!
For some reason, I get the feeling things like that are going to happen more often....
Why did I suddenly get a very bad feeling about the future?
~and that's it for now. I would have it up a little sooner, but I had to review episode one on Youtube. Please tell me what oyu think!
someone remind me to go to bed BEFORE 2:30 AM. please!?
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