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The Big Question: Which Egghead do you hate the most?


For me it has got to be Daphne. That smile of her's makes me want to smash my head into a wall!

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I would say CJ, he's just got one of those faces you want to punch!!!

And he's thicker than molasas!

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Chris - he just annoys me!!!

"so i said look mother its my life ok?! So if I want to live on a beach and walk around naked....." - the great muppet caper

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Daphne and CJ i absolutelycannot stand these pair of smug gits. They never even just answer a question they have to give you a full history lesson. AAAAHHHHHHH

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I hate CJ's "oh-what-an-obviously-easy-question" face. The rolling eye grimace. He does it constantly.. What a frightful c-word that fellow is.

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I can't stand CJ, just watchin an episode of "Eggheads" and he is yawning when the other team are talking, rolling his eyes etc... You really do want to smack him across the gob lol

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What about Chris, claiming to "Still be international mastermind champion" - yeah, they HAVEN'T HELD THAT COMPETITION SINCE 1982!

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I can't stand any of them

Chris - Fat tosser and no it all.

Daphne - Smug little old lady who need to get her dentures sorted out.

CJ - I'll be here all day saying what I don't like about him!

Kevin - Lost the ability to smile, and why are his hands clamped together?

Judith - See CJ, Oh and because she has a royal connection



"Richard! What a thing to say to somebody with a solid silver self-cleaning sauce separator."

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Exactly, they're all wankers

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Daphne is easily my number one, then Judith. I don't find Kevin too bad, he seems to be less smug than the others.

I think it's rigged too.

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Daphne and CJ! Can't stand 'em!

"Don't mess with me! I've got Jimmies!"

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Just CJ. I hate the "Dear Lord these people are so stupid" looks he puts on.
Would love to punch him.

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Everyone is right about CJ, but that's the reason I enjoy watching him so much. CJ has got to be the only person in the world whose arrogance is hilarious.
Daphne gets a bit annoying because she's so gushy, but I think she's <doesn't believe he is really saying this> sweet.
Chris is a bit like CJ in terms of arrogance, but has the least character of the five. I would say he is my least favourite.
I love Judith because she's so absurdly posh. Also, I feel sorry for her because she's so God-awful at sport that everyone always picks her for it.
Kevin's my favourite. I respect knowledge, and the fact that this man knows everything (except that Billy Crystal has hosted the Oscars the most time), and still appears utterly undemonstrative and reserved says a lot for him. I hope he wins the World Quiz Championship back from that bloody Irishman.

We're all in it together.

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You said it. They are ALL wankers

Daphne though.. UGH, my god, she needs a slap.. anyone else think she looks like a demented mini poodle?
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images21/MiniaturePoodleSnowbell7YearsOld.jpg

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CJ. Somebody please punch him.

Just a painted face on a trip down suicide row

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Ugh I hate them all.
Probably CJ or Daphne with their various facial expressions (esp. CJ) and Daphne's annoying smile.

Judith amuses me, what is she there for? She doesn't know anything the other 4 don't.
Kevin is boring.
Chris is bearable most of the time.

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cj then judith

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Daphne is a soulless evil old shrew operated by a machine, those black piss holes in the snow she has for eyes put the fear of god in me.

Judith on the other hand is lurvely, I want her to adopt me and take me to her french chateux in the middle of nowhere for some posh, inter-generational sexitime.

'shazzam'

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I too share your love for Judith, mmmmmmm.

But I have to say CJ is the most annoying for all the reasons listed previously. But then his oh so smug faces and condescending attitude do keep me watching so he's 'good tv' in some ways.

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The newer one Barry can't pwonounce the letter "r". That doesn't particularly incite hatred, but amusement when he has to give an answer like "Rory Bremner" or similar. Though, I don't know whether to laugh or run behind the settee when his 'egg' flies across the screen at the start- what a dorky face.

CJ I used to hate the most, but am now a bit disappoionted every sixth programme when he's not on. I must have developed some morbid fascination for smugness.

"So this is the planet Houston"

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Not watched it for a while...is Judith as dumb as ever?

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Ah these threads are as old as methuselah, but I watched a re-run this morning and that bladdy CJ was on and in this ep he actually admits that he changed his name to 'de mooi' because it means "pretty boy" or some such rubbish.

Seriously?

Excuse me while I hurl! He really has tickets on himself that one. I know he used to be a model but what did he model? Socks?

And Daphne? Lord she's oh so sweet when they win and she cocks her head to the side and says 'sorry' to the challengers, but we're not fooled she's insanely competitive.

"I don't know whether to laugh or run behind the settee when his 'egg' flies across the screen at the start"

At first I wasn't sure whether this was a euphamism. It's a terrifying thought. If Bawwy's egg was flying across the screen at me, I'd defo hide behind the settee.



Tap Tommy

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In order of most hated to least -

DAPHNE - A horrible, vile, creepy, condescending old hag with a super duper innocent cover. I totally agreed with whoever said she is like the neighbour who would dob you in to your parents.

KEVIN - No personality, and very bad loser like when he says "It's the luck of the draw" when he gets knocked out. Of course it's not about luck when he gets them right now is it?

PAT - See Kevin, but not the bad loser part.

JUDITH - Just a nice lady, and a very good sport about being the worst quizzer of the team too.

CJ - Love the guys arrogance. It's so blatant it's hilarious. And I think the eye rolling thing is the funniest thing about him, as he can often look stupid for being wrong in the background too.

BARRY - A cool guy, and a very nice one at at that. When he gets an question correct he gives some extra information which is actually interesting, unlike Kevin.

CHRIS - Why he hasn't been asked onto a talk show yet I do not know. The guy oozes class, and his 'bar humbug' approach to certain categories is entertaining as hell. And I for one would be very proud to watch him to appear as a guest on Johnathon Ross and have a meaty discussion about steam engines.

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Kevin. Insufferably smug, he rarely smiles, barely moves his mouth when speaking and seems to grit his teeth a lot. I also hate that he sems to know every fricking thing too!

I'm a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl

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I hate Chris and Daphne the most. Chris is so sour and seems bored and hateful of everyone.
Daphne is way too smug and punches the air when her team wins.

I don't mind CJ, i sort of love to hate him.

Tremendous Knowledge Dave is my fave!

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