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Quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen


Deathrow Gameshow was genius compared to this. Unconvincing actors telling a shoddy story. Pulling all my punches would still brutalize this film to no end. The mere breath of common sense causes this film to topple, whimper, and
crumble to dust.

This film lacks every quality a decent movie requires. Scene transition, dialogue, music, chemistry, convincing actors and characters, a budget.

This movie looks like it cost a buck fifty to make. Which would be fine if it had any redeeming qualities, but it does not. Attack of the
Killer Tomatoes had more convincing character development and dialogue, and I do mean the tomatoes.

Avoid this film at all costs, I truly felt my IQ lowering the longer I watched it. Someone stop these people from making films before it's too
late!!!

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It did not have any redeeming elements, I agree, but the movie had its moments. possibly short moments, possibly unintentionally made moments, but still...
I did like the thing about misderection and how the thief uses it for his job, but to actually stop on his way to save his daughter and explain that fact to the sniper on the roof, was not a stroke of genious...

Personally, in voting, I reserve 1/10 and 2/10 for things like Manos and Future war, so I ended up giving this a 3. I don't quite agree on the budget thing there; it must have cost more, or it would have ended up in the Future War/Space Mutiny club. The budget might be the only thing that came close to a redeeming factor, but its still a mindboggelingly terrible movie...

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Indeed this is awful.

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