Which Character From "The Office" Are You?

Please pick based only on character traits, so no "I pick Jim because I am handsome like him."

To be honest, I'm probably a combination of Stanley and Oscar. In reality, I will likely dislike Michael (even though I find the character funny), much like Stanley. I just want to do my job in peace and prefer to be left alone. If there is a negative trait in me, it is probably anger. I am also cynical at times and love meatballs. However, I consider myself as knowledgeable and intellectual as Oscar.