Mine's gotta be from the S04E07: 'Survivor Man' when Michael goes on a survival trip into the woods and Dwight spies on him through the scope of a sniper rifle: "Nothing to worry about. Just using the scope. Safety is...*click*...on."
Caesar. Is. Home.
The fire drill & CPR training in Stress Relief. Staff training/motivation session in The Job. Finally get rid of Kevin and Toby (flashback) in Finale.
shareAlso his flair for escorting, the ad he'd placed and taking Jim & Pam to the hospital. When he stuck the cherry on the roof of his car and waved them around, as the police attempted to pull him over he's throwing random weaponry out the passenger window "Don't make this more difficult than it needs to be Dwight".
shareHis impression of Jim is pretty great plus his collection if wigs to impersonate his co-workers, and not forgetting his ability to mimic his co-workers' voices; Toby was spot on!
shareSnowballs and the CPR demonstration. And the subsequent meetings with Wallace.
Get on the scale son! Get off the scale.
When he's setting up Kelly for that minority position, he says something incredibly racist like "I don't care if you're black, white, or some kind of HALFZY" which I'm surprised was allowed on tv. But it was wonderful, way to give SJW's panic attacks.
shareWasn't about Kelly and wasn't in that episode.
shareHis friendship with Pam when he has a concussion. I love the scene with the MP3 player and when she says goodbye to him before he goes to the hospital because she knows he won't be the same after.
shareToo many to list, but one that stands out:
Just loved Dwight owning Jim in the Classy Christmas episode. Jim embarrassed Dwight in front of the entire office, won't apologize to him for throwing the first snowball, then he can't take the heat when Dwight strategizes and retaliates. I felt no sympathy for that douche. I liked how Dwight was standing atop the building at the end like a super villain, while Jim is in fear. That was awesome to me.
The line from Viewing Party also was hilarious: "You ever been with a blonde? It's the big leagues."
The line when the office power goes out temporarily: "Okay, we have enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation..." Priceless.
The entire concept of 'Hay King' and possibly my favorite line of the entire series:
"Hey get down from there. Those are show bales, not play bales."