Uwe Boll's probable ideas for a 'Manhunt' film
James Earl Cash - Michael Paré, Zack Ward, or Stephen Dorff
Lionel Starkweather - Jürgen Pronchow or Dave Foley
The Reporter - Kristanna Loken or Tara Reid
Ramirez - Will Sanderson
Piggsy - Kevin P. Farley, John Goodman, or George Wendt
The Tramp - Clint Howard
Original music by Reinhard Besser, Henning Lohner, or Jessica de Rooij
Original songs by Codetrasher, Blind Guardian, Jessica de Rooij, and Dragos Nedelcu
By the way, maybe Boll can box Starkweather's character to "see who's the better director." Moron.
And yes, I hope he reads this. It's fun to watch him blow up at people who point out the complete tripe his "films" are, preferring instead to insist that he's a "good director" and immaturely refer to all of his detractors as "retards."
"Just repeat to yourself, 'It's just a show; I should really just relax.'"