I'd rather eat my own feces...


This is by FAR one of the most terrible films (if you can CALL it a film) that I have witnessed in a LONG LONG TIME. I ran into this movie as I was flipping through stations on my TV tonight and I could not believe that anyone, ANYONE in their right mind would give money to produce something so stupid. This thing was bad, I'm talking terrible. Like worse than the cheap, cheesy, early 90's movie I watched right before it.

Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with spoofs, but the jokes in this film were lame and very poorly executed.

I'd rather eat my own feces then EVER watch this film again.


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If you make a film of yourself eating feces and sell it as a very artistic indie film, it may get used for some lame joke in My Big Fat Independent Movie 2.
Now that would be the ultimate insult to the guys who made this movie!!
I suggest you give it a go, nothing to lose. Even if no one whants to buy the film you'll still have some nice footage to show your grandchildren some day :)

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i only got through about 15 minutes (also on my on-demand feature) and i could see that it wasn't going anywhere at all, the one-trick pony that it was (a very unimpressive trick, by the way). what makes even less funny is how cheaply it's trying to belittle the subtleties that tarantino, david lynch, and christopher nolan's movies possess. i'm sure there were many more CHEAP shots involoving other films, but i didn't get very far, as i mentioned. what's really infuriating is the movie was trying to do what other spoofs like scary movie did with scary movie tactics. the scary movie movies were pretty horrible, don't get me wrong, but they at least understood that when you spoof something (i refuse to call it satirizing by the way) it's much funnier when you make a ridiculous movie tactic seem even more ridiculous. some of the stuff this movie was addressing, though, were really great and revolutionary things. i realize how sexual lesbian scenes are, but by putting a scene where they chant "it's not sexual, it's art" or whatever, the filmmakers are really just making fun of that mentality of typical moviegoers not being able to latch onto a possible deeper meaning. yeah, someone like david lynch is just a perv, and he's gonna stick a Bound-like scene in his movie for no reason other than to have chicks make out. i mean, even on the surface that just doesn't make much sense, given the amount of time he seems to spend on his work. he's much too self-indulgent to have something like that in there just for the sake of it. so when the belittle something that isn't cliched to begin with, it doesn't come off as clever. like tarantino's dialogue. that's not cliched. i mean, it may be now, but only because of people directly inspired by his dialogue. i realized i was gonna go on, but i don't really want to.

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Yes, this movie is one of the worst pieces of sh*t I have witnessed in a loooong time. As a matter of fact, I think this movie would have been better titled, "My Big Fat Piece of Sh*t." Because that's all this movie is... A big fat piece of sh*t. I couldn't think of anything else when I was watching this movie, other than a big fat piece of sh*t. Not even my sh*t because my sh*t is better than this piece of sh*t. And that is saying a lot because I'm a filthy piece of sh*t myself. And I'm not the kind of person who thinks that his sh*t doesn't stink. My sh*t stinks a lot. But not as much as this piece of sh*t. The piece of sh*t filmmakers should be ashamed. It's a sorry day for this piece of sh*t industry when this type of sh*t gets made. And someone should educate people on what an independent movie is because I counted maybe two references to actual indies in the whole piece of sh*t movie. SH*T!!!

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Paget Brewster is damn sexy, though.

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I think that you're all being a little bit too hard on it. True, it was awful, but you want to see something similiar but incredibly horrendous, see Date Movie.

I did kind of like the opening song though.

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at least Date Movie has one funny scene (the introduction of the finace to the best friend). This was unimaginably bad; first movie I have turned off before the end in about 10 years

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I'm watching it now and am appalled at its awfulness. They can't even get the simple gags right. Paget Brewster deserves so much better. Why can't people figure out how to use her?

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I love Chris Gore I think he is the man but this could have been better. I rented it and I have been trying and trying I have watched it like 4 times it is decent but I want to like it but I only smiled I might not get it because I havent seen alot of the movies that it makes fun of or I do not no what the hell they are doing like the franch girl. Unlike Date Movie which I liked and Scary Movie 1,2,3,and 4 which I basically saw all of those movies or somewhat heard of them Ive never heard of Pi before. I do get a kick out of the part where Harvey thinks about killing everyone.

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I only have one thing to say... watch the DVD making of part of the movie and see how these guys really truly beleive they have created something that will be regarded as a comedy classic!! This dillusion can be the only reason why anyone could finance this! what on earth were they thinking! spoofs should be (a) not made in a obvious stupid way (look at airplane, the actors act like they were actually in a proper movie) (b) should take the lame parts of the movie and satire it in a more intelligent way!

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This movie was complete garbage. I hated how they had to describe every cliche as if it wasn't obvious enough as to what movie they were spoofing. I have rarely ever turned a movie off before finishing it but this movie was very painful to watch. I really hope they aren't thinking of making a sequel. that would be just sad.

bacon tastes good...porkchops taste good.

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some times i dont even think he watches the movies. and get some of his info off of message boards. this movie is crap. especially the scene where they talk about killing people and they ended up killing pauly shore. that joke went on way to long.

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I'm 10mins in and I'm thinking date movie is better :( I juz don't get it, it coulda bee written a BIT better, n Pauly Shore juz died wtf I think I'm gona remake this film in class. . . nvm I don't think it can be saved no matter what happens. . .

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i totally agree, this is probably the worst movie ever made. i switched to the commentary 10 minutes in, just so i could finish it.

--cmon! drama wont lend me money if its for "sexual acts"--

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